Career Lessons: Lesson #1

 

Currently I do most of my work from home. Mid-afternoon, loud music started playing from somewhere nearby and I went to a window to see if I could locate the source.

What I saw was an Amazon truck parked in front of a neighbor’s home and a car stopped in the street. The driver of the car, a young woman, was standing outside the car, and the truck driver was standing near the young woman.

From the physical interaction, they seemed to be boyfriend and girlfriend. I don’t know why they happened to be in the same place at the same time, but I didn’t care about that. I cared about the music.

I couldn’t tell if the music was coming from the car or the truck until I walked out there, and then it was obviously coming from the truck.

“What are you doing?” I asked them. “People live here,” I said, gesturing at the homes. “I live here, I work here, and I can’t work with music playing at that volume.”

The truck driver walked back to the truck to turn the music off and I took the opportunity of his absence to say to the girl, “Good luck with that guy. He’s going to lose his job.”

“Why?” she asked, rather unpleasantly. “Are you going to report him?”

“No, but somebody’s going to report him if that’s the way he does business. You can’t pull up to people’s homes and blast loud music at them for no reason.”

The truck driver was back now. “Can I give you a piece of career advice?” I said. “Don’t do anything stupid. On purpose, I mean. We all screw up and do something stupid once in a while, but don’t do it on purpose.”

A Home Run Ball is Loose in the Stands

 

See videos below for what to do and what NOT to do when a home run ball is loose in the stands.

Unless it’s some kind of record-setter like the Shohei Ohtani 50/50 record ball that sold for millions of dollars. Then it’s every mf-er for themselves.

Moms Miss Work to Care for Kids!

 

LinkedIn post

It’s amazing that anyone alive still believes in work-life balance. I thought boomers already proved conclusively that it doesn’t exist.

You can have days focused on work or you can have days focused on family. You can’t have both.

My opinion is that parents should prioritize family. Kids like to grow up with a parent and moms like to spend time with their children.

Of course everyone else can do what they want to, but please stop pretending to be shocked that work-life balance is not a real thing.

The Principle of Unequal Distribution

 

I’ve always thought that wealth inequality should be called “wealth diversity” because then it sounds like a good thing.

But seriously, folks, you’ve probably heard of the Pareto Principle, commonly known as the 80-20 rule. Vilfredo Pareto (1848-1923) noticed that in Italy in the early 20th century, about 20% of the population owned roughly 80% of the land, a skewed distribution that appears to be true for every society ever studied, regardless of governmental form.

Pareto distributions arise naturally from systems where positive feedback loops exist—for instance, wealth begets more wealth. Or as Jesus said in Matthew 25:29: “To those who have everything, more will be given; from those who have nothing, everything will be taken.”

The Principle of Unequal Distribution also applies, for example, to the population of cities (a very small number have almost all the people), the mass of heavenly bodies (a very small number hoard all the matter), and the frequency of words in a language (90% of communication occurs using just 500 words).

Pareto distribution

Chimpanzee kissing woman

Choosy Maters

 

Most men do not meet human female standards.

According to stats from OKCupid, women rate 85 percent of men on dating sites below average in attractiveness. That’s a frost-brewed, cold, harsh dose of reality right there!

But then they date them anyway, right? If not, there’d be a much higher percentage of people, male and female both, without partners. For example, I myself am not a top 15 percenter in attractiveness but I have managed to consensually propagate my genetic material to future generations. Of course, my intelligence and wit are off the charts so that helps, I think.

Female humans are unlike female chimps, their closest animal counterpart, in this regard. Female chimps are not choosy maters.

Chimpanzee kissing woman

Tolstoy

I Love a Good Insult

 
Tolstoy

I love a good insult . . .

Tolstoy to Chekhov: “You know I can’t stand Shakespeare’s plays, but yours are worse.”

Unfortunately, most of the insults I see directed at me and others online are just lowbrow name-calling. Can we all try to raise our insult game?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Teach Computer Science: No Experience Required?

 

I saw this header on a site called Experience CS:

No experience required

At the risk of repeating myself, this is why CS education is so lousy: the assumption that computer science can be taught by people with no experience.

How can you teach anything confidently if you have no experience? I can’t think of anything to plug in there in place of “computer science” and have it make sense.

Teach physics confidently, no experience needed

Teach piano lessons confidently, no experience needed

I know what they mean in the case of computer science is that you can confidently point students to an online curriculum where they can try to learn computer science on their own, but that’s not teaching.

What if a student needs help and asks you a question? Ah, there’s the rub! Where’s your confidence now?

Thus spoke The Programmer

a man holding a lantern in the dark
Photo by NEOM on Unsplash

Good Bones

 

Life is short, though I keep this from my children.
Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine
in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways,
a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways
I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least
fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative
estimate, though I keep this from my children.
For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird.
For every loved child, a child broken, bagged,
sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world
is at least half terrible, and for every kind
stranger, there is one who would break you,
though I keep this from my children. I am trying
to sell them the world. Any decent realtor,
walking you through a real shithole, chirps on
about good bones: This place could be beautiful,
right? You could make this place beautiful.

— Maggie Smith, “Good Bones”

How Do You Fix Schools?

 

Given that 40 percent of American fourth graders have less than basic reading skills, and only 26 percent of 12th graders are considered proficient in math, you’d think that there wasn’t much on the mind of teachers other than the best ways to teach reading and math.

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WE’VE GOT TO FIGHT TRUMP!

Among the initiatives approved at the latest annual gathering of the NEA, the nation’s largest teachers union:

  • $3,500 to “defend democracy against Trump’s embrace of fascism by using the term facism [sic] in NEA materials to correctly characterize Donald Trump’s program and actions.”

Even the teachers can’t spell. What a horror show.

Can Your Brain Run Out of Memory?

 

Yes! I can remember things I learned as a kid — addresses, phone numbers, musical pieces — but I can’t remember things I learned last week.

I would think that things I learned, or tried to learn, recently would be easier to recall than things I learned a long time ago but that’s not the case for me. My brain is full.

Squirrelly Behavior

 

I was watching these two squirrels from the community fitness center . . .

In the first photo below, you can see them on either side of the palm tree on the right. They had been chasing each other across the wooden beams to the left of the tree when one of the squirrels made a leap for the palm tree and the other one followed.

One chased the other to the point they’re at in the photo and that’s where they stopped.

The palm tree, in my opinion, was a bad move, because 1) It’s a very tall tree. From their current position, they’re less than halfway to the top. And 2) Even if they got to the top, there’s nothing to do up there. Look at the palm tree on the left. They’d just have to turn around and come back down.

The coniferous trees, like the one in the middle of the photo, are a much better hangout for squirrels. They can scamper around up there all day.

After several minutes, the squirrel on the left started climbing again. The squirrel on the right didn’t move.

Squirrels in a palm tree

Lefty did in fact make it all the way to the top of the tree, where, sure enough, he or she turned around, climbed all the way back down, and found a shady spot to take a nap.

Resting squirrel

The other squirrel, which hadn’t moved during this time, then, maybe as an “anything you can do” move, started climbing the tree, reached the top and climbed back down again, reunited with Lefty, and they found a shady spot where they could both take a nap.

I Suppose It’s a Rhetorical Question

 

Are We Lowering Our Standards Fast Enough?

 

gray and white click pen on white printer paper

Sometimes I worry that things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards.

I’m teaching a couple of ACT prep classes this summer. Part of the process of getting ready to do that is to learn what, if anything, has changed since I taught the classes last summer.

Here’s what I found:

  • Reduced the number of questions overall (44 fewer)
  • Reduced the test length. Students can receive their college-reportable Composite score after 125 minutes of testing, rather than up to 195.
  • More time per question.
  • Reduced the number of answer choices in math questions from five to four.
  • Students can now choose to take the ACT National test with or without the science section. State and district customers will choose whether to include the science section with the ACT test for their students.

Brian Wilson, 1942-2025

 

Brian Wilson was a California boy like me. Beach Boys music is part of the fabric of the world.

Even my son, years ago at age 10, could sing Beach Boys songs by heart, almost.

“And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the TV away!”

I had to straighten him out on that. “It’s T-Bird . . . not TV.”

“What’s a T-Bird?”

RIP Brian Wilson

Brian Wilson

In the Bookstore

 

I went down to the bookstore this evening
and found myself in the poetry section.
But for every thin book of poems
there was a thick biography of the poet
and an even thicker book
by someone who’s supposed to know
explaining what the poet
is supposed to’ve said and why he didn’t.
So you don’t have to waste your time
on the best the writer could do,
the words he fought the darkness and himself for,
the unequal battle with beauty.
Instead you can read comfortably
about the worst the writer could do:
the mess he made of his life,
how he fought with his family,
cheated on his lovers, didn’t pay his debts
and not only drank too much
but all the stupid things
he ever said to the bartender
just before getting 86’d will be printed for you
and they’re just as stupid
as the things everyone says just before getting 86’d.
The books explaining the poet
are themselves inexplicable.
The students who have to read them
cheat.
I left the poetry section
thinking about burning the bookstore down.
Some of a poet’s work comes from his life, ok.
But most of a poet’s work comes
in spite of his life, in spite of everything,
even in spite of bookstores.
So I went to the next section
and bought a murder mystery but I haven’t read it yet.
I find I don’t want to know who done it
and why;
I want to do it myself.

— Julia Vinograd, “In the Bookstore”

Julia Vinograd