- RT @tweetmeme LinkedIn Is Getting a Redesign [Pics] http://bit.ly/4dJ20I #
A Chicken That Walked Backward
When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathé News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been anticlimax.
Useless Information About Fiddler Crabs
Scientists find fiddler crabs will exchange favours for sex
Really, scientists?! Who’s gonna have sex with a fiddler crab? They’re crustaceans!
I Went to Juice It Up for Lunch
“I’ll have a Chai Tea smoothie with protein.”
“Do you want vanilla or spicy?” the girl asked.
“They both sound good. Can I do half and half?”
“Uh, yeah. Nobody’s ever done that before.”
“I’m pushing the envelope.”
Twitter: 2009-11-05
- RT @OCWeekly: Congratulations, Douchebag Yankee Fans! – http://bit.ly/HCbvd (via @villagevoice) #
The Canyon of Heroes
So it turns out that the Canyon of Heroes is not what I thought it was, i.e., a name for lady parts . . .
Twitter: 2009-11-04
- To know what one really wants is not comparatively easy but one of the most difficult problems any human being has to solve. – Erich Fromm #
- RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Now that I have a job, I'm gonna make it DRIZZLE! *throws a stack of ones in the air*…can I please have those back now? #
- RT @capricecrane: Sean Penn's son was arrested at school for drugs. Chavez & Castro are reaching out to the principal for leniency. #
Overheard
You need a whole new set of skill sets.
Stop the Presses!
Man pronounced dead at hospital
Happy Halloween
Originally uploaded by Suzi Foo
Twitter: 2009-10-29
- RT @tweetmeme Google Maps Navigation Launch Aftermath: Yes, This Will Be Huge http://bit.ly/4D6qtj #
- Google Envisions 10 Million Servers http://bit.ly/13sPox #
eBooks
I can’t get interested in eBooks. My books are my friends. I also like the smell of books.
When I finish reading a book, if I liked it, I give it a new home with my other book friends. If I didn’t like it, I hurl it in the garbage. Can’t do that with an eBook . . .
Life After Death
What Happens to Your Facebook Profile When You Die?
I plan to post updates from the afterlife. Example: “Why is everything red?”
Twitter: 2009-10-28
- RT @Aimee_B_Loved: BRAINS! BRAAAAAAAINS! BRAAA– I'm just kidding. I'll have a tall skinny vanilla latte, thanks. #
Fashion Statement
Oregon has 80 different uniform combinations this season.
Like always, USC has two — home and away.
Yes We Can!
KABUL – Roadside bombs — the biggest killer of U.S. soldiers — claimed eight more American lives Tuesday, driving the U.S. death toll to a record level for the third time in four months as President Barack Obama nears a decision on a new strategy for the troubled war.
We know what you’re thinking, but this is not Obama’s fault. Afghanistan is someone else’s mess, so why don’t you grab a mop? . . .
After all, [Obama] has a busy schedule, what with golf games and pitching the International Olympic Committee and date nights and Democratic fund-raisers and health care and the U.N. Security Council and Sunday morning talk shows and saving the planet from global warming and celebrating the dog’s birthday and defending himself against Fox News and all.
It’s a Beautiful Day in the ‘Hood
Buffalo police have identified the victim of a fatal shooting in the city’s Schiller Park neighborhood early Saturday.
Killed was Mister Rogers, 23, of Buffalo.
Police are seeking a man named Captain Kangaroo for questioning . . .
Cat and Dog
Originally uploaded by Yaweil
Twitter: 2009-10-26
- RT @markknoller Today – Obama ties Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office: 24. Took Bush 2 yrs & 10 months. #
Where’s Montoya?
Replying to colleague Chris Speilman’s inquiry regarding [Juan Pablo] Montoya’s absence from the top 5 rankings in NASCAR, [Bob] Griese promptly responded something along the lines of “he’s out getting a taco.”
Now, you don’t need me to tell you how stupid that comment is – Montoya isn’t even Mexican – obviously as a Colombian, Montoya was probably out dealing cocaine.