I Heard the News Today, Oh Boy

 

I’m getting a little tired of presidents of the United States repeating things that could only be spoken by an idiot or a liar, and then trying to intimidate people out of contradicting them.

The latest (though of course not the most egregious) offender is one Joseph R. Biden, who told the country today that he can raise corporate income taxes without imposing any additional tax burden on anyone who earns less than $400,000 a year. Because in the United States of America, nobody with an income under $400,000 owns any stocks or mutual funds. And if you disagree, he’ll stare you in the face and repeat himself.

Joe Manchin has also taken up the banner on this. I don’t know enough about Manchin to say whether he’s economically illiterate or a liar or both. (I don’t think Biden is an idiot, though he’s obviously cognitively dysfunctional.) But Manchin’s practice of yelling “That’s an outright lie!” at anyone who says that raising corporate income taxes is a tax on (some) people earning less than $400,000 a year tells me that either he realizes now that he was duped into supporting the tax increase, or he knew it all along and just planned to lie about it.

A couple of clarifying examples:

  1. My wife owns a small business. If corporate taxes go up, you could say that’s a tax on the business, but as the owner, she files the taxes and pays them, so it’s really a tax on her.
  2. Public companies have lots of owners. I own some stocks and mutual funds, and I also make less than $400k a year. I have a partial ownership interest in the companies of which I own shares. I offload the details of running the companies and filing the taxes to the boards of directors. However, when my fellow shareholders and I look at the annual reports and financial statements from those boards, we are looking at assets that we own and taxes that we pay.

Whatever Happened to Tomboys?

 
Side View of a Woman Riding Her Longboard

“Tomboy,” when I was a kid, was a word that you heard all the time to refer to girls who preferred wearing jeans and climbing trees to more traditional girlish attire and activities.

Probably most of them grew up to be heterosexual women, some of them grew up to be lesbians . . . I wish them all the best.

(Of course there were also boys who didn’t like sports and other boyish activities although I don’t remember a polite term that we used for them.)

Whatever happened to tomboys? I can’t remember hearing the word for quite a long time now. Today these girls would be put on the “trans kid” fast track, which to me is regrettable and senseless.

LinkedIn Recommendation, First Draft

 

One of the most distinguished and highly reputable dignitaries in our national economy. Not only an inspired and enthusiastic creator of material assets but he is also an outstanding figure, a national benefactor, author of good deeds, in fact a patron commanding nationwide gratitude: aere perennius, full of good deeds and charitable activity, unprecedented in the annals of our more recent past, an exemplary and significant figure, meritorious public worker and pioneer.

Too much?

See You in Hell: Marla Maples Edition

 
Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Greetings mortals —

I saw recently that Marla Maples, of all people, was trending on Twitter. It turns out the reason for that is that Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana, died, Trump said some kind words about her, and then a bunch of people with nothing better to do jumped on Twitter to remind everyone that Trump was romancing Maples while still married to Ivana.

It takes a lot to shock me but a person being unfaithful to their spouse?! You could have knocked me over with a feather!

I assure you that every one of these people posting about Marla Maples either a) has been unfaithful themselves, but since they’re a bunch of nobodies, it’s not headline news; or b) can’t get laid.

See you in Hell . . .

Don’t Waste Your Money on Something Stupid

 

First Son spent $30k in five months on ‘the girlfriend experience’dailymail.co.uk

Hunter Biden spent $30,000 in five months on prostitutes, I can’t find in the article how much he spent on crack in the same period, and what did he do with the rest of his money?

Probably just wasted it on something stupid . . .

Hunter Biden

This Day in History: Apollo 11 Landing

 

Apollo 11 crew

On July 20, 1969, Apollo 11 touched down on the moon. Pictured above, as most of you know, are Neil Armstrong on the left, Buzz Aldrin on the right, and kind of the forgotten man, Michael Collins, who piloted the lunar orbiter while Armstrong and Aldrin were on the moon.

Neil Armstrong has a degree from the University of Southern California, as do I.

What else do Armstrong and I have in common? Well . . . we’ve both been to the moon!

OK, I lied about the moon. Maybe it’s just the USC degree.

FIGHT ON! victory-hand

Happy Bastille Day — Now THAT Was an Insurrection!

 

Storming the Bastille

Happy Bastille Day!

The anniversary of the storming of the Bastille—a military fortress and prison—in 1789 by a violent mob is one of the defining moments in the fall of the monarchy, or the ancien régime, as they say in France.

Check my facts but this was followed by the formation of a July 14 Commission to investigate the insurrection.

Bastille Day is celebrated by parades, fireworks, flags, etc. — like our own Independence Day, which also celebrates a violent insurrection.

They don’t make insurrections like they used to, I tell you.

Real Wealth is Life Without Assholes

 

Uh, don’t hate all rich people. They’re not all awful. Believe me, I know some evil poor people, too. We need some rich people: Who else is going to back our movies or buy our art? I’m rich! I don’t mean money-wise. I mean that I have figured out how to never be around assholes at any time in my personal and professional life. That’s rich. And not being around assholes should be the goal of every graduate here today.

It’s OK to hate the poor, too, but only the poor of spirit, not wealth. A poor person to me can have a big bank balance but is stupid by choice – uncurious, judgmental, isolated and unavailable to change.

I’m also sorry to report there’s no such thing as karma. So many of my talented great friends are dead and so many of the fools I’ve met and loathed are still alive. It’s not fair, and it never will be.

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People I Thought Were Dead

 

Updates

  • John Amos, died 8/24/2024, age 84
  • Lou Christie, died 6/17/2025, age 82
  • Ryan O’Neal, died 12/8/2023, age 82

5 Reasons We’re Not Helped by More Gun Laws

 
Homicide chart

The most common statistical sleight of hand when it comes to showing charts of gun murder rates per capita by country, with the United States always in the lead, is that these charts, somewhere in the fine print, and sometimes not at all, note that they’re only charting so-called “developed” countries, meaning that the U.S. is being compared to countries like Japan and France, but that Latin American countries and African countries, among others, are left out.

So — 50+ people shot to death in a Nigerian church? Doesn’t count because Nigeria is not a “developed” country.

And so on.

(The other thing you have to pay attention to is whether a chart is showing gun murders or gun deaths. The U.S. has a very high suicide rate compared to most other countries — more than 60 percent of our gun deaths are suicides — so rolling the suicides in with the murder count inflates the U.S. gun death count big time.)

Above is a UNODC (United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime) chart showing murder rate per capita by country. Without counting one by one, I’d say the United States is not even in the top 30.

The charts showing the United States in the lead by leaving out all the countries ahead of us are “misinformation,” or to say it another way, they’re lies.

You might object, and rightly so, that this chart shows homicides by any means and not specifically gun murders, and I have to admit I couldn’t find a similar chart for gun murders.

I did find a Top 10 list from World Population Review showing countries with the highest rates of gun homicides per 100k residents in 2019:

  1. El Salvador — 36.78
  2. Venezuela — 33.27
  3. Guatemala — 29.06
  4. Colombia — 26.36
  5. Brazil — 21.93
  6. Bahamas — 21.52
  7. Honduras — 20.15
  8. U.S. Virgin Islands — 19.40
  9. Puerto Rico — 18.14
  10. Mexico — 16.41

I don’t know where the U.S. would rank on this list but the UNODC list shows the U.S. with what looks like about six murders per 100,000. Round it down a little to account for stabbings, blunt instruments, etc., and we’re not close to making the Top 10 chart.

Since El Salvador has the lead on both lists, we might ask what sort of gun control laws do they have in place in El Salvador.

On paper, they’re pretty darn tough.

First of all, in El Salvador, there is no equivalent to our Second Amendment. There is no right to own firearms. All private firearms are “regulated by the Ministry of National Defence and the National Civil Police” and “only licensed gun owners may lawfully acquire, possess or transfer a firearm or ammunition.”

To qualify for a license, an individual is subjected to a background check “which considers criminal, mental and health records.” In addition, a prospective licensed gun owner must demonstrate an “understanding of firearm safety” and must “re-qualify for their firearm license every three years.” Failing to renew the license would result in confiscation.

Further, in El Salvador, “the law requires that a record of the acquisition, possession and transfer of each privately held firearm be retained in an official register,” “the private sale and transfer of firearms is prohibited” and “the number and type of firearms which can be sold by a licensed gun dealer to a single gun owner is limited to one firearm every two years.”

In other words, El Salvador laws are a gun control advocate’s wet dream but they don’t prevent gun murders.

 

Another lie in the national gun control narrative is that Democrats would desperately love to save lives by enacting all sorts of gun control measures (although they really wouldn’t because it would irritate important Democratic constituencies in big cities) but can’t because evil Republicans have been bought off with NRA money.

OK, that’s actually two lies. First, the NRA is not even in the top 1,000 donors to politicians. Maybe they used to be, I don’t know, but I’m looking at the Open Secrets website and for the 2022 political cycle, the NRA has made contributions of $217,026.

(By contrast, the number one donor, Soros Fund Management, has contributed $128,676,963.)

Gun murders, and violent crime in general, is concentrated in big cities that probably haven’t elected a single Republican to citywide office in my lifetime. Democratic politicians in these cities can enact any gun control laws they want, unimpeded by Republicans because there aren’t any Republicans.

Note that these gun control laws have not reduced murder or violent crime in urban areas.

This is why Democrats talk so much about the NRA and “gun culture,” meaning white, middle-aged, rural, southern, Evangelical NASCAR fans. They desperately want to put a Republican-looking face on a Democratic problem.

 

Violent crime is not committed with legally obtained guns. The Department of Justice found in 2019 that less than 2 percent of all prisoners had a firearm obtained from a retail source at the time they committed their crimes.

“I was going to commit a violent crime, maybe kill a few people, but I changed my mind because I didn’t want to have an illegal gun possession charge on my record,” said nobody ever.

 

Revisiting the gun murders per capita by country charts, as I said, usually the U.S. is compared only to “developed” countries like Japan or the United Kingdom, and people might say “These other countries have strict gun control, hence much lower murder rates.”

I don’t think it’s the guns. I’m not sure what is the right word for it. “Culture” comes to mind. But there are a lot of Japanese people in the U.S., they have access to all the guns they want, and they don’t shoot anybody here either. Nor do I hear about Brits shooting people in America, at least not in the last 200 years or so.

It’s a good thing that the colonists in 1776 had the right to private gun ownership or the Brits might still be here running the place.

The Model 1873, aka the Winchester 73, was marketed as “The Gun That Won the West.” The Colt six-shooter became known by the same appellation, although not as a marketing slogan.

You see the mindset? America exists in its current form because we killed the people who impeded us.

America is a badass country.

 

Psychopaths are not deterred by laws.

Instagram in Heaven

 

Hi everybody! It’s Lightning! I’m in heaven now but I can still see Instagram reels.

Animals are programmed for survival so we eat as much as we can because we don’t know when we’re going to get to eat again. But this dog gives away the big piece of food and only takes the small piece!

I would have chowed down the whole stick before the guy even had a chance to cut it.

— Lightning paw

None of Our Business

 

The New Yorker completely missed the point of the verdict, which was “It’s none of our business. We’re returning the question to the people and the state legislatures so people can vote on it via their elected representatives.”

Also: is it intentional that the host looks like a man in a dress?

Better Get a Gun

 

The California Department of Justice’s 2022 Firearms Dashboard Portal went live on Monday with publicly-accessible files that include identifying information for those who have concealed carry permits. . . .

2,891 people in Los Angeles County with standard licenses also had their information compromised by the leak, though the database appears to include some duplicate entries as well.

What would be the point of having this information on a public website? Why not just provide a map showing which California homeowners have guns and which don’t so criminals don’t needlessly endanger themselves by invading an armed residence?

A Moment of Love

 

Everything was worn out about people: they complained about debts; they were involved in gossip; they had five-storied houses built; they traded in large objects; they bought ships, mines, vineyards; at bridge parties they lamented worriedly and falsely about being too busy; everybody talked about his work, whereas, in fact, nobody did anything; people played bridge and for whole nights groaned for a moment of love.

— Miroslav Krleža, On the Edge of Reason

After School Drag Shows, What’s Next?

 

I have to chuckle when I see this picture, not just because the guy facing the camera is grotesque, but because my own son grew up in the Irvine school district, which is a very academically oriented district, especially in north Irvine (where we lived) and south Irvine, both predominantly Asian neighborhoods, and if an Irvine kid texted home a photo like this, there’d be a lynch mob in the district office by 3 p.m. the same day.

The question on everyone’s lips would be “How is a drag show in a school gymnasium going to help my child get into a top university? Where does this go on the college application?”

We all have our little peccadillos, sexual and otherwise. How exhibiting certain of these (though not others), e.g., cross-dressing, not only in public but in schools became a thing that people do is a mystery to me.

Speaking of peccadillos, the actor David Carradine, who apparently died of autoerotic asphyxiation, was found wearing a wig and fishnet, with red women’s lingerie found nearby. There is some correlation between cross-dressing and autoerotic asphyxiation, as also seen in this case and this case and others.

Coming soon to a school gymnasium near you!

Julian Assange and the Farce of US Press Freedoms

 

The eleven-year persecution of Julian Assange was extended and escalated on Friday morning. The British Home Secretary, Priti Patel, approved the U.S.’s extradition request to send Julian Assange to Virginia to stand trial on eighteen felony charges under the 1917 Espionage Act and other statutes in connection with the 2010 publication by WikiLeaks of thousands of documents showing widespread corruption, deceit, and war crimes by American and British authorities along with their close dictatorial allies in the Middle East.

This decision is unsurprising — it has been obvious for years that the U.S. and UK are determined to destroy Assange as punishment for his journalism exposing their crimes — yet it nonetheless further highlights the utter sham of American and British sermons about freedom, democracy and a free press. . . .

But putting oneself in Assange’s position, it is easy to see why he is so eager to avoid extradition to the U.S. for as long as possible. The Espionage Act of 1917 is a nasty and repressive piece of legislation. It was designed by Woodrow Wilson and his band of authoritarian progressives to criminalize dissent against Wilson’s decision to involve the U.S. in World War I. It was used primarily to imprison anti-war leftists such as Eugene Debs, as well as anti-war religious leaders such as Joseph Franklin Rutherford for the crime of publishing a book condemning Wilson’s foreign policy.

One of the most insidious despotic innovations of the Obama administration was to repurpose and revitalize the Wilson-era Espionage Act as an all-purpose weapon to punish whistleblowers who denounced Obama’s policies. The Obama Justice Department under Attorney General Eric Holder prosecuted more whistleblowers under the Espionage Act of 1917 than all previous administrations combined — in fact, three times as many as all prior presidents combined. One whistleblower charged by Obama officials under that law is NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, who in 2013 revealed mass domestic spying of precisely the kind that Obama’s Director of National Intelligence James Clapper (now of CNN) falsely denied conducting when testifying to the Senate . . .

Whatever else one might think of Assange, there is simply no question that he is one of the most consequential, pioneering, and accomplished journalists of his time. One could easily make the case that he occupies the top spot by himself. And that, of course, is precisely why he is in prison: because, just like free speech, “free press” guarantees in the U.S. and UK exist only on a piece of parchment and in theory. Citizens are free to do “journalism” as long as it does not disturb or anger or impede real power centers. Employees of The Washington Post and CNN are “free” to say what they want as long as what they are saying is approved and directed by the CIA or the content of their “reporting” advances the interests of the Pentagon’s sprawling war machine.

Real journalists often face threats of prosecution, imprisonment or even murder, and sometimes even mean tweets. Much of the American corporate media class has ignored Assange’s persecution or even cheered it precisely because he shames them, serving as a vivid mirror to show them what real journalism is and how they are completely bereft of it. . . .

Free speech and press freedoms do not exist in reality in the U.S. or the UK. They are merely rhetorical instruments to propagandize their domestic population and justify and ennoble the various wars and other forms of subversion they constantly wage in other countries in the name of upholding values they themselves do not support.

Mayor Pete’s Definition of Insanity

 

Pete Buttigieg Calls ‘Door’ Solution To Mass Shootings ‘Definition Of Insanity’huffpost.com

Mayor Pete’s timing was not ideal as a few days later, a man aggressively trying to enter an Alabama elementary school was shot and killed by police. He couldn’t get in because the doors were locked.

It seems like any serious solution to school shootings would have to include multiple steps, one being hardening the physical security at the school.

Does Mayor Pete lock the doors of his home? Does he lock the doors of his car if he doesn’t want anyone getting into it?

But locking the doors of a school is the “definition of insanity”?