The eyes of the Lord are in every place, keeping watch on the evil and the good.
My Boyhood Sports Icons Are Dying: Jake Scott
Jake Scott was a free safety best known for his work with the Miami Dolphins. Scott was a key member of the 1972 Dolphins’ undefeated season, and the championship teams of Super Bowl VII and VIII.
He was a legendary closer and finisher, a punishing tackler and a superb pass defender. He had 35 interceptions in six seasons with Miami, most in team history, and also holds the career interceptions record at the University of Georgia.
Scott was a five-time Pro Bowl selection, twice a first team All-Pro and was voted MVP of Super Bowl VII, a 14-7 win over the Washington Redskins in which he had two interceptions.
RIP Jake Scott
No More Lockdown
No more lockdown
No more threats
No more Imperial College Scientists
Making up crooked facts
No more lockdown
No more pulling the wool over our eyes
No more celebrities telling us
Telling us what we’re supposed to feel
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls, it’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world . . .
Enlightenment
Tzu-li and Tzu-ssu were boasting about the size of their latest programs. ‘Two-hundred thousand lines,’ said Tzu-li, ‘not counting comments!’ Tzu-ssu responded, ‘Pssh, mine is almost a million lines already.’ Master Yuan-Ma said, ‘My best program has five hundred lines.’ Hearing this, Tzu-li and Tzu-ssu were enlightened.
Wanna Get It Right This Time
Well, sorrow is an angel that
Comes to you in blue light
Then shows you what is wrong with you
To see if you’ll set it rightAnd I’ve fucked up so many times in my life
Wanna get it right this time
Unity For Biden
I recently heard Joe Biden giving a speech about “unity” . . . that’s what we need is somebody giving a speech about unity.
Here’s the deal (as Joe would say): After spending the last year calling your opponent and his supporters Nazis, good luck with the unity . . .
It’s Only Bad When Americans Die?
“More than 230,000 people have died from COVID! I hope everyone remembers that on Election Day!”
“Are you suggesting Trump is responsible for the 230,000 deaths? He’s kept you alive. A dubious achievement, I grant you. But there’s about 330 million people in the US, so why not look at it that way? He’s kept almost 330 million people alive.”
“I’ve kept myself alive. I wear a mask, wash my hands, social distancing . . .”
“Sure, sure . . . are you saying we can choose whether or not to be infected? Everyone knows what’s safe and unsafe. Did the 230,000 people choose to get sick and die? Or did everyone who’s still here take care of themselves but all the deaths are on Trump?
“And by the way, your death count is too low by about a million people. You’re citing the death count for one country. It’s a global pandemic. I understand you haven’t figured out how to blame the rest of the deaths on Trump, but what is your position here? It’s bad when Americans die and everyone else can go to hell? What a humanitarian you are.”
Read My Lips: No New Frackses
My fellow Americans –
This Biden fellow is the biggest liar on two feet. I heard him on last night’s debate saying “I never said I oppose fracking.”
“You said it on tape,” President Trump replied.
“Show the tape!” Biden said angrily. “Put it on your website!”
OK, first of all, here’s the tape:
Second, Biden knows he said it, he knows he said it on tape . . . I’d seen the tapes many times myself.
Why on God’s green earth would he stand there and not only lie about it but insist that his opponent produce a tape of him lying about it?
It’s the most shameless thing I’ve ever seen! Given the audacity of it, do I believe he’s taken millions of dollars from foreign entities?
Well, he denied that as well. “I have never taken a penny from any foreign source,” he said.
I don’t believe that was even the allegation. The allegation was that his son took money from foreign sources and gave him a cut of it.
Or maybe he was taking about a penny as a particular denomination of coin?
I do believe the man’s name is Joe Biden. Everything else he said, I think he was lying.
A Child Rapist, A Human Trafficker and a Church Leader Walk Into a Bar
California judge tosses extortion charges against megachurch leader; child rape and human trafficking counts left in place — OC Register
Who would you trust: a child rapist, a human trafficker or a church leader? The good news is you don’t have to choose because they’re all the same person.
Steve Scully: Ex-Debate Moderator
No, Not Trump, Not Ever https://t.co/PFvHTeQSZu
— Steve Scully (@SteveScully) March 18, 2016
Steve Scully was going to be the moderator of tonight’s now-cancelled presidential debate.
I know a lot of people who think President Trump’s “fake news” feud with the media is based largely on his own paranoid imagination.
But is a guy who has publicly stated that Donald Trump should never be president really a good choice to moderate a presidential debate in which one of the participants is Donald Trump? There wasn’t anyone a bit more impartial available?
Wait, it gets better. While in college, Scully served as an intern for — wait for it — Sen. Joe Biden.
OK, now for the coup de grâce! Today, C-SPAN suspended Scully indefinitely after he admitted to lying about his Twitter feed being hacked when he was confronted about a questionable exchange with former Trump aide Anthony Scaramucci.
I’ve been trying to get down to the heart of the matter but my will gets weak and my thoughts seem to scatter, but I think it’s about . . . forgiveness . . . forgiveness . . .
My Boyhood Sports Icons are Dying: Bob Gibson and Joe Morgan
Between games, [Willie] Mays came over to me and said, ‘Now, in the second game, you’re going up against Bob Gibson.’ I only half-listened to what he was saying, figuring it didn’t make much difference. So I walked up to the plate the first time and started digging a little hole with my back foot…No sooner did I start digging that hole than I hear Willie screaming from the dugout: ‘Noooooo!’ Well, the first pitch came inside. No harm done, though. So I dug in again. The next thing I knew, there was a loud crack and my left shoulder was broken. I should have listened to Willie.
RIP Bob and Joe
U-C-L-A Sucks
Forty years ago, @mickfleetwoodofficial, @stevienicks, and @lindseybuckingham presented the USC Trojan Marching Band with a platinum record for “Tusk.”
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EppsNet Album Reviews: Rough and Rowdy Ways and Red Dirt Girl
One new, one old:
Highlights: “False Prophet,” “Goodbye Jimmy Reed,” “I’ve Made Up My Mind to Give Myself to You.”
Rating:
Highlights: “The Pearl,” “Michelangelo,” “My Baby Needs a Shepherd.”
Rating:
I Don’t Think I Would Be Allowed to Run a Store
The convenience store where I buy sodas in the morning has literally four signs at the entrance saying wear a face covering if you come in the store.
This morning a guy comes in with no face covering and a cup. The girl at the register says to him, “You can’t come in without a face covering.”
“I’m just going to get a cup of water,” he says. So there’s another problem, which is that nobody knows the provenance of that cup and he’s going to push it into a public water dispenser.
“You can’t be in here without a face covering,” the girl says a little more loudly.
“I said I’m just going to get a cup of water!” Which he does.
When I get to the register, I say to the girl, “I don’t think I could run a store because I would pick up the gun that I keep behind the counter, stick it in that guy’s eyeball and say ‘I’m going to count backwards from two, and when I get to one, you better be out of the store. Thank you.”
“You’re going to kill a guy for not wearing a mask?!”
“No, not the mask. I don’t care if he wears a mask or doesn’t wear a mask or shoves a mask up his ass. I’m going to kill him for breaking the rules. That’s law and order, baby. Although I expect the deterrent effect would be enough to avert the loss of life.”
How to Kill a Boycott
“I’m disappointed to see that this yogurt I’m eating is the official yogurt of the NFL. I’m not happy about it. Don’t like it.”
“Why is that?”
“Because I’m boycotting the NFL.”
“Why?”
“Too much bullshit.”
“You’ve never watched the NFL anyway.”
“Yeah, well don’t let that get around. It’ll dilute the impact of my boycott.”
Hey Google! Does Joe Biden Have Dementia?
Here’s a fun experiment you can try out yourself . . .
Pull up a Google search bar and type “does joe biden have dementia.” Of course you know Google has an autocomplete feature to fill in common searches. Here’s what happened when I started to type “does joe biden have dementia”:
According to Google, the top search starting with “does joe biden have” is “does joe biden have a dog”! Are people making decisions about presidential candidates based on whether or not they have a dog?!
Here’s the result when I type in the whole search phrase:
There’s no autocomplete at all! Apparently I’m the only person in the entire universe to enter the search phrase “does joe biden have dementia.”
Now switch search engines. I switched to DuckDuckGo and started typing the same search phrase. Here’s the result:
With DuckDuckGo, I only have to type three letters to get an autocomplete for “does joe biden have dementia”!
I’m not even sure what the right word is for what Google is doing here. “Dishonest” is not strong enough and I don’t think “sinister” is either. Maybe “corrupt” or “malignant.”
They buried that search. And there doesn’t seem to be anyone in the organization who cares or feels safe in saying “That is some bullshit right there and regardless of political persuasion, I’m not going to be part of it.”
Thus spoke The Programmer.
A Lot of Controversies Are Spoiled By a Guy Who Actually Knows What He’s Talking About
I saw this headline today on theroot.com:
A Judge Asked Harvard to Find Out Why So Many Black People Were In Prison. They Could Only Find 1 Answer: Systemic Racism
The author of the article is someone named Michael Harriot, whose bio describes him as a “world-renowned wypipologist.” (Look it up.)
The section that caught my attention was where the author proposes and rejects other explanations for the number of black people in prison. An excerpt:
“White people make up roughly 74% of the Massachusetts population while accounting for 58.7% of cases in our data,” the study explained. “Meanwhile, Black people make up just 6.5% of the Massachusetts population and account for 17.1% of cases.”
Of course, that could only mean that Black people commit much more crime, right?
Nope.
That’s it. No further explanation. No link to relevant data. Just “Nope.”
I added a comment to the article:
“Of course, that could only mean that Black people commit much more crime, right?
Nope.”
According to the FBI statistics, black citizens commit about half the murders in the United States (https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2016/crime-in-the-u.s.-2016/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-3.xls).
Maybe Harvard could do a study on why there are so many men in prison. Systemic sexism, probably.
My comment went into moderation, from where it quickly disappeared completely. Throw a fact at these fools and you immediately become persona non grata.
My Boyhood Sports Icons Are Dying: Tom Seaver, Lou Brock
RIP Tom and Lou
