Look at the Sunny Side

 

I was in the mood for a breakfast burrito this morning. I drove up to the drive-thru speaker at Carl’s Jr. I was the only person in line. I waited a long time, tried saying “Hello” a few times. I couldn’t see inside the restaurant and I thought maybe they had gone out of business.

Finally, a Hispanic woman came on the speaker, said “Sorry about the wait” and took my order. When I got to the window, she apologized again and said “I’m the only one here this morning. There’s three in the back” — meaning the kitchen — “but just one in the front.”

“You need some help,” I said.

“No, they cut my hours and my days.”

The geniuses running the state of California recently raised the minimum wage for fast-food workers to $20/hr, thinking, I guess, that everyone would get a nice pay increase. and not thinking about the most obvious unintended consequence, which is that restaurants would cut staff and hours.

“Sorry to hear that,” I said.

I thought about adding, “At least you haven’t been deported yet,” but didn’t.

Garth Hudson, 1937-2025

 

With the recent death of Garth Hudson, there are no more surviving members of The Band. They’re all gone, or maybe they’re all back together.

Every member of KISS is still alive. And yet there are people who can’t understand why I don’t believe in God.

RIP Garth Hudson

Prevent trouble before it arises.
Put things in order before they exist.

— Tao Te Ching

Thomas Jefferson on Preemptive Pardons

 
Thomas Jefferson

My fellow Americans –

In his final hours as president, Joe Biden pardoned Dr. Anthony Fauci, General Mark Milley, and the lawmakers and staff who served on the January 6 committee. He also issued pardons to a number of his own family members, in addition to the previous pardon of his son Hunter.

These are all preemptive pardons, for unspecified crimes that those receiving the pardons have not actually been convicted of or even charged with.

This is a cowardly act. After years of lawfare against President Trump, and after expressing his displeasure over his attorney general’s failure to put Trump in prison before the 2024 election, Biden explained the pardons by saying this:

“Baseless and politically motivated investigations wreak havoc on the lives, safety, and financial security of targeted individuals and their families.”

Even making allowances for the man’s senility, that is one of the most brainless statements I’ve ever heard.

The central theme of the 2024 Democratic campaign was that Democrats are the defenders of democracy. They trust our judicial system, judges and juries, they respect the rule of law, not like Trump, who wants to destroy our sacred American institutions.

On May 31, 2024, Joe Biden — or whoever operates the Joe Biden account on X — posted “No one is above the law.”

Except Anthony Fauci, Mark Milley, everyone involved with the January 6 committee, and anyone named Biden.

Although he waited until the last possible moment to do it, almost as he was walking out of the White House for the final time, Biden had to give expansive pardons to his family members to prevent investigation into crimes related to influence-peddling.

Because Hunter Biden already has a sweeping pardon covering all of his activities over an 11-year period, he no longer has a Fifth Amendment privilege from self-incrimination. He could not refuse to testify about the potentially criminal activities of others.

Biden also said in issuing the pardons that they “should not be mistaken as an acknowledgement that any individual engaged in any wrongdoing, nor should acceptance be misconstrued as an admission of guilt for any offense,”

The Supreme Court’s opinion in Burdick v. United States stated that a pardon carries “an imputation of guilt and acceptance of a confession of it.” The Court also held that a pardoned person could reject a pardon, but no one pardoned by Biden has exercised that option.

Adam Kinzinger, one of the J6 committee members has said, he would reject a pardon, but to my knowledge, has not done so.

It’s an appropriate end to the Biden administration: everyone slinking off into the sunset, refusing to take responsibility for anything they’ve done.

Thomas Jefferson

Indeed, the whole of our social arrangements may be likened to a perpetual comedy; and this is why a man who is worth anything finds society so insipid, while a blockhead is quite at home in it. — Schopenhauer

All the High School Sweethearts

 

All the high school sweethearts
from this year and last year

and every other year are gathered
in the gym. You remember her.

You remember him. The band
plays every couple’s honor song

but nobody takes the floor
except the King and Queen

of Memory. Maybe a few
sweethearts are still in love

with each other but everybody
else is just sipping nostalgia

from a plastic cup. Funny
how beautiful our scars

become. After the band plays
one last ballad, a few stragglers

linger at the door, wanting
more, please, a little more,

but everybody else will say
goodbye to their favorite ghost

and travel home, fast or slow,
to whom they treasure most.

Thomas Jefferson on Oligarchies

 
Thomas Jefferson

My fellow Americans –

It’s the oligarchy guy again (video below). I don’t remember his principled denunciation of George Soros receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Or Mark Zuckerberg serving as Biden’s personal censor. Or Google for rigging search results to the Biden admin narratives. Or Reid Hoffman, Michael Bloomberg, Howard Schultz, Tom Steyer . . .

Oh, he means REPUBLICAN oligarchs . . .

Thomas Jefferson

2024: The Year in Books

 

These are the books I read in 2024, roughly in the order listed. The ratings are mine. They don’t represent a consensus of opinion.

It wasn’t a great year. I didn’t read enough and what I did read wasn’t as good as I would have liked.

That said, Bluets, by Maggie Nelson, is one of the most exceptional books I’ve read.

You Gotta Have Faith

 

No, I don’t really agree. WFH has tradeoffs like everything else although LI posters tend to gloss over those.

For example, it’s easier for me to communicate with someone who works 10 feet away from me than if I’m at home and they’re at some distant point in time and space. Synchronous vs. asynchronous.

I also glean a lot of valuable project information from conversations floating around if my team members are in close proximity. I can’t do that from the South Pole.

There are other tradeoffs. Cybersecurity, that’s an easy one. WFH is not just trust people and everything will be okay.

Thus spoke The Programmer

Half a Life

 

Do not live half a life
and do not die a half death
If you choose silence, then be silent
When you speak, do so until you are finished
If you accept, then express it bluntly
Do not mask it
If you refuse then be clear about it
for an ambiguous refusal is but a weak acceptance
Do not accept half a solution
Do not believe half truths
Do not dream half a dream
Do not fantasize about half hopes
Half the way will get you no where
You are a whole that exists to live a life
not half a life.

— Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

Budget Cuts Are a Diversion from the Real LA Fire Incompetence

 

Political Fallout from LA Fires?

 

Adam Carolla predicts the political fallout from the LA fires:

You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get, now that your house is on fire. So here’s what’s going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they’re going to get the 28-year-old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off, and then they’re going to vote for Trump or whoever’s Trumpian next.

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