EppsNet Archive: Breakfast

Look at the Sunny Side

 

I was in the mood for a breakfast burrito this morning. I drove up to the drive-thru speaker at Carl’s Jr. I was the only person in line. I waited a long time, tried saying “Hello” a few times. I couldn’t see inside the restaurant and I thought maybe they had gone out of business. Finally, a Hispanic woman came on the speaker, said “Sorry about the wait” and took my order. When I got to the window, she apologized again and said “I’m the only one here this morning. There’s three in the back” — meaning the kitchen — “but just one in the front.” “You need some help,” I said. “No, they cut my hours and my days.” The geniuses running the state of California recently raised the minimum wage for fast-food workers to $20/hr, thinking, I guess, that everyone would get a nice pay increase. and not… Read more →

Sometimes I Get My Product Names Mixed Up

 

Driving through McDonald’s this morning . . . “Hi, I’d like a Big Mac and an iced coffee please.” “We don’t have Big Macs right now.” “You don’t have Big Macs?!“ “Not till 10:30.” “You won’t have Big Macs till 10:30?!“ “It’s breakfast right now.” “Wait . . . did I say Big Mac? I meant Egg McMuffin. Do you have those?” “Yes.” “Excellent!” Read more →

A Good Breakfast

 

Every morning when my owner lets me out of my enclosure, I run down the hall and make a sharp left into the family room because that’s where my food bowl lives. And every morning, because the family room has a hardwood floor, my legs slide out from underneath me like a cartoon character. Maybe I should just walk down the hall instead of running but I can’t help it! I’m always just so excited to start the day with a good breakfast! — Lightning Read more →

Breakfast at EppsNet

 

“The breakfast was overheated,” my son says to his mom. The boy is 14 years old. I say, “Thanks, Mr. Old-Enough-To-Fix-His-Own-Breakfast-But-Still-Lets-Others-Do-It-Then-Criticizes-Them.” “It was constructive criticism,” he says. Read more →