A New Standard in Low Standards

 

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Maurice Clarett was charged Tuesday with lying about items stolen from a car he had been driving.

Clarett was charged with misdemeanor falsification, city attorney spokesman Scott Varner said. If convicted, Clarett would face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

— ESPN.com, Sept. 9, 2003

 

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett, accused of lying to NCAA and school investigators, will be suspended for the entire season, athletic director Andy Geiger announced Wednesday.

— Associated Press, Sept. 10, 2003

Even before Clarett was charged and suspended, Doug Williams, the football coach at Grambling, held a press conference at which he invited Clarett to come play at Grambling, saying:

“He didn’t shoot nobody. They didn’t arrest him for drugs. He didn’t rape nobody. Ain’t no problem with the kid.”

I’ve got several issues with that:

  1. Bad grammar.
  2. Coaches are not allowed to solicit athletes from other schools to transfer, are they? That’s got to be a violation.
  3. A coach who feels that as long as his athletes are not raping or killing anyone, everything’s jake.

Did I mention that Doug Williams is black?

Obvious point, but I can’t imagine Jim Tressel, Clarett’s current coach at Ohio State, holding a press conference like that and being able to keep his job through the ensuing shitstorm.

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