Why do you rob banks?
Because that’s where the money is.
I’m going to start sticking up banks. Not long ago, if you walked into a bank wearing a mask over your face, someone would immediately reach for an alarm or a gun. Now it’s required.
I could walk in and clean out the teller before anyone suspects a thing.
I think I’ll hone my craft first by knocking off a few gas stations and convenience stores.
“Can you describe the suspect?”
“I can’t, officer. He was wearing a mask.”