“Why won’t you love me For who I am Where I am?” He said: “‘Cause that’s not the way the world is, baby.” — Paul Simon, “Hearts and Bones” Read more →
Author Archive: Paul Epps
And That’s What He Does to People He LIKES!
Man accused of almost beheading best friend, setting him on fire — Orange County Register Read more →
It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
Remains of world’s oldest human brain found in Armenia — Asian News International [HT: BOTWT] Read more →
Twitter: 2009-10-03
http://twitpic.com/k1z4s – # Read more →
Was He Advised of His Right to Remain Silent?
Didn’t kill porn star, mime says — Philadelphia Daily News [HT: BOTWT] Read more →
Technology Enhances Chivalry
My son’s a junior in high school now . . . tonight he went to a school homecoming dance instead of watching the USC-Cal game with his dad. Sing it with me: The cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon . . . This morning he went with his mom to buy a dress shirt and a tie. When they’d narrowed the choice down to two ties, he took a photo of them with his phone and sent them to the girl to see which one would go better with her dress . . . Read more →
I Do the Work of Two People Anyway
I got this email at work today: Due to an erroneous payroll submission by ADP (our payroll service,) a duplicate deposit of your paycheck was entered today for those who have direct deposit. Expect these funds to be retracted tonight by ADP. Well the joke’s on them because I already spent it haha . . . Read more →
Twitter: 2009-10-02
http://bit.ly/2djWf1 via @TheOnion – Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly # I just poured hot coffee in my shoe. No, not on purpose. Yes, it was on my foot at the time. # RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I think Chicago needs a hug. # Man bites dog biting dog: http://bit.ly/i9fhA #news # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-10-01
IT Workers Being Converted into Teachers: http://bit.ly/BEMVv # RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I try to hide my disappointment when I drop the soap in the shower and nothing happens. But Rubber Ducky sees my shame. # RT @Lileks: Modern-day Sartre: hell is other people's ringtones. # @bjsrestaurants My favorite Deep Dish Pizza is the Great White! in reply to bjsrestaurants # WSJ.com – Group Tied to Obama Urges Tax Increase http://bit.ly/V1s6X #stopthepresses # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-09-30
RT @Powells: Happy Banned Book Week! http://is.gd/3P7zp Check out ALA's website for more information: http://is.gd/3P8ZE # Read more →
Rejected Titles for Sarah Palin’s Book
To Kill a Mockingbird from a Helicopter I Hope I Can See Russia From Hell Eat, Pray, Suck Resigning Women And many more . . . Read more →
Louisiana
Twitter: 2009-09-29
RT @Lileks: List of people who signed the pro-Polanski petition here. http://bit.ly/q4D9Q # Read more →
Give Me Your Wallet
Originally uploaded by Jason "Textfiles" Scott Read more →
Twitter: 2009-09-28
RT @HarvardBiz: The Daily Stat: Business Execs Least Likely to Contribute to Society http://bit.ly/4pn6Hl # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-09-27
RT @USCTrojans_com: W. Golf. USC, Song Take Mason Rudolph Titles http://bit.ly/110U6M # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-09-26
Redwoods — National Geographic Magazine: http://bit.ly/xNBOV # Read more →
Khloe and Lamar’s Gift Registry
Here’s the link to Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s gift registry at Geary’s Beverly Hills. Least expensive item: a $90 fish fork. Or how about a $1,140 soup ladle? Read more →
Twitter: 2009-09-24
RT @capricecrane: New Word: "Stabtastrophe." A severe phenomenon occurring in a high pressure system of you getting my coffee order wrong. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-09-23
Re Mackenzie Phillips: Did NOT see that one coming! # Read more →