In five weeks in the Galapagos in 1835, Charles Darwin identified 12 separate species of finches. After watching a 90-minute documentary on the Galapagos in 2001, Mel Kiper Jr. identified 35 species of finches, ranked them on strength, quickness, and “football instincts,” and correctly predicted that a land tortoise named “Jorges” would go to Indianapolis in the sixth round.
Twitter: 2010-04-21

- RT @capricecrane: In every Red Lobster tank, there's one lobster who says: "You guys are so paranoid! It's great here! I love the view!" #
- RT @eddiepepitone: anyone can join twitter? just found this out. shit. I thought this was an exclusive club- no i.q. standards etc.. damn! #
Twitter: 2010-04-20

- RT @eddiepepitone: my concept of god is down to this: I am here on this planet and I don't feel well. So what's up with that? #
Twitter: 2010-04-19

- "Sorry to hear about President Kowalski … now watch this drive." http://bit.ly/azPYiM #obama #golf #
- RT @OnSluts: Monday Affirmation: "I didn't get sick today so that means I don't have to dish out a co-pay." #
Not Tonight

Goldman Sachs
Twitter: 2010-04-18

- Why does every fat-ass with a bike have to dress himself out like Lance Armstrong? #
Genius Takes a Walk
Who You Really Are
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is in reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
Twitter: 2010-04-17

- RT @eddiepepitone: tweets of a moron #88 I love my eggs salted and scrambled- I hope to share more thoughts with you soon! #
A Cat with an iPad
I saw this video of a cat playing with an iPad. I love how the guy at the end says “You sure are a smart cat, buddy.”
LOL! That is a DOPEY cat! He’s as dopey as those dopey dogs that chase laser pointers at the dog park.
Is THAT all you have to do to be a smart cat? Bat at things that move or make noise?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
— Lightning ![]()
Thought for the Day

Sometimes it is worth trying to find a way to solve problems that doesn’t involve more structure, more meetings, more roles, more documents, more setup.
Lost in Translation
Overheard

Where is Everybody?
Dixie Carter, 1939-2010
LOS ANGELES — Dixie Carter, the “Designing Women” star who used her Southern charm, quick wit and stately beauty in a host of roles on Broadway and television, died Saturday. She was 70.
Publicist Steve Rohr, who represents Carter and her husband, actor Hal Holbrook, said Carter died Saturday morning.
I must say this comes as quite a shock — not that Dixie Carter died but that Hal Holbrook is still alive.
People I Thought Were Dead
- Barbara Hale – actress
- Hal Holbrook – actor
- Celeste Holm – actress
- Carl Reiner – actor, writer, director
- Eli Wallach – actor
Updates
- Barbara Hale – died 1/26/2017, age 94
- Hal Holbrook – died 1/23/2021, age 95
- Celeste Holm – died 7/15/2012, age 95
- Carl Reiner – died 6/29/2020, age 98
- Eli Wallach – died 6/24/2014, age 98
Just Saying Hello
I have great anxiety, hope, desperation, regret, anger, joy, shingles and insight. I balance all of these just saying hello to someone.
Twitter: 2010-04-08
Put it on my Charge Account
German industrial orders static in February






