So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters.
Fun for Rich and Poor
Fun for Poor People
- Eat sweet things.
- Run up credit card then kill everyone where you work.
- Love the wrong people.
Fun for Rich People
- Follow foibles of the poor on the local news.
- Wave to the poor.
- Talk about the plight of the poor at parties.
Joyeux Anniversaire, Manet!
History painting, what a joke! There is only one authentic thing: to paint what you see.
We Don’t Keep Our Money in Banks
Security fears dog online banking
— Yahoo! NewsNow that’s what I call lazy reporting. If they’d bothered to interview an actual dog, they would have found out that we don’t keep our money in banks because banks are run by Wall Street fat cats and we don’t trust Wall Street fat cats. Actually, we don’t trust any kind of cats.
There may be dogs online barking but there are no dogs online banking.
— Lightning
Twitter: 2010-01-21
- RT @capricecrane: T.S. Eliot: "The world ends not with a bang, but a whimper."
Sadly, so do most of my dates. #Overheard
Salmon Kings
Notes From Interstate 5
It poured rain all the way from San Jose to Los Angeles . . .
“It’s a good day for cows,” I say to my son, as we drive by a field of happy-looking bovines.
“It’s raining,” he points out.
“I don’t think cows mind a little rain. They get to eat lush, moist grass. Instead of dry grass. Do you like to eat a dry salad with no dressing? You don’t, right?” No answer. “I’m trying to think like a cow here.”
“My phone would go out right in the middle of a text message,” the boy says.
“That’s awful,” I say in mock sympathy.
“It is,” he says. “It was a thoughtful, heartfelt text message.”
“How thoughtful and heartfelt can a text message be? Aren’t you limited to 160 characters?”
“Not to Verizon numbers.”
“Oh. Well, that is disappointing then.”
We’re driving past an agricultural area with nothing but four- to five-foot sticks in the ground as far as the eye can see.
“What are they growing here?” he asks.
“Sticks,” I say. “It’s a stick farm.”
When I pass trucks on the highway, I always signal before pulling back in front of them.
Most people treat truck drivers and their vehicles just as obstacles to be bypassed. I treat them as real people with real feelings.
I think it makes life better for everyone . . .
Waving at the Computer
Last night in the hotel room, I was lying on one of the beds reading and my son was sitting on the other bed doing something on my computer. At one point, in my peripheral vision, I thought I saw him waving at the screen.
“Were you just waving at the computer?” I asked him.
“I was testing your webcam,” he said.
“Oh. Does it work?”
“Yeah.”
NARCh Winternationals – Day 4
Semifinal
This one was like a replay of the third round-robin game.
Final Score: West Coast Warriors 2, Devil Dogs 0
“They couldn’t buy a goal,” one of the moms said.
“Are you allowed to buy goals?” I asked.
“We need to make a new rule for that,” she said.
The Warriors went on to lose 5-1 to NorCal Riot Black in the 16U final. That score surprised me, since NorCal couldn’t score on the Devil Dogs and the Devil Dogs couldn’t score on West Coast.
I’ve got to find out if any parents stayed to watch the final. How did NorCal get 5 goals on the West Coast boys? Whatever they did, the Devil Dogs should start doing it . . .
Happy Hour
“What kind of tequila do you have?” I ask the bartender.
He says something that sounds like “Gizo.”
“I’ll have a rum and coke,” I say.
“What kind of tequila were you looking for?” he asks.
“Uh, something I’ve heard of.”
Twitter: 2010-01-18
Hockey Parents
At hockey tournaments, especially travel tournaments, there’s a lot of down time between games. I usually bring a book to the rink so I have something to do. Nobody else does this. Nobody. In hockey circles, I’m known as the guy who brings books to the rink.
This weekend, we’re at a tournament in San Jose. One of the dads from our team — I think he’s a copier salesman — says to me, “I can’t understand why anyone reads fiction.”
He says it, not in a rude way, but not in a complimentary way either.
I say, “Oh. Well, I can’t understand why anyone lives his whole life inside his own head and never gets curious about what life looks like to other people.”
So I probably won’t have to talk to him the rest of the season.
Later the same day, this guy knocks back a couple of double Scotches at a team dinner and proceeds to make gay sex jokes — loudly — the rest of the evening.
NARCh Winternationals – Day 3
Game 4
The Devil Dogs are running into hot goalies. They’ve been shut out two games in a row, this one a scoreless tie against undefeated NorCal Riot Black.
Final Score: Devil Dogs 0, NorCal Riot Black 0
The tie is good enough to put the Dogs in tomorrow’s single-elimination round against the West Coast Warriors — who beat them yesterday — with the winner playing NorCal Riot Black in the final.
NARCh Winternationals – Day 2
Game 3
The West Coast Warriors are a team of big kids from British Columbia. The Devil Dogs had some trouble dealing with their size and speed. And the Warriors’ goalie played a great game.
Final Score: West Coast Warriors 2, Devil Dogs 0
The final round-robin games are scheduled for tomorrow. Depending on how things go, the Devil Dogs could be the top-seed for the single-elimination round or they could get knocked out of the tournament. Their game is against NorCal Riot Black, who are undefeated at 3-0.
Twitter: 2010-01-16
NARCh Winternationals – Day 1
Game 1
Everybody wants to score goals; nobody wants to play defense. Everybody wants to make a big play; nobody wants to make the little plays.
The kids came out too revved up, made a lot of mistakes and were fortunate to win the game.
Final Score: Devil Dogs 5, Silicon Valley Quakes 3
Game 2
The boys calmed down and played the best game I’ve ever seen them play — and I see every game.
Final Score: Devil Dogs 4, NorCal Riot Red 0
Two round-robin games left, against what look like stronger teams.
Twitter: 2010-01-13
- RT @ArashMarkazi: http://twitpic.com/xzktx – The Pete Carroll era is officially over. #
Miep Gies, 1909-2010
AMSTERDAM – Miep Gies, the office secretary who defied the Nazi occupiers to hide Anne Frank and her family for two years and saved the teenager’s diary, has died, the Anne Frank Museum said Tuesday. She was 100.
“I don’t want to be considered a hero,” she said in a 1997 online chat with schoolchildren.
“Imagine young people would grow up with the feeling that you have to be a hero to do your human duty. I am afraid nobody would ever help other people, because who is a hero? I was not. I was just an ordinary housewife and secretary.”
Chungking Express
It really takes off about halfway through when Faye Wong shows up. She also sings a charming cover of the Cranberries’ “Dreams” (in Chinese) on the soundtrack.
Delightful!
