- Orange County Superior Court case search — more addictive than crack! http://tinyurl.com/ypkfqn #
There Are Good Places to Hike Right Here in America
TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) — Iran confirmed Tuesday the arrest of three American hikers who crossed into the country from neighboring Iraq and said they have been charged with “illegal entry,” a semi-official news agency reported.
When you hear about people doing something pointless and stupid — and not just pointless and stupid but elaborately pointless and stupid — like traveling halfway around the world to take a frigging hike along the border of a totalitarian regime that hates Americans, don’t you secretly hope that something bad will happen to them?
So do I . . .
Twitter: 2009-08-18
An Obstacle Course
Pretend that your project is an obstacle course and you want to get the biggest obstacles over with in the beginning. Here are some strategies for being on time or early:
- You want to know what all the obstacles are as soon as possible.
- You want to deal with the biggest, hardest obstacles first.
- You want to complete every obstacle as soon as possible, rather than “on schedule.”
- If you can go around an obstacle or skip it, do that.
- Your team has to stay on the same course. You don’t want part of your team on a different course.
- Getting your team aligned about the blocks and how to deal with them using the entire team IQ is much more efficient than “working hard” or pounding away at the problem. Look for the big ideas.
- Make sure team members aren’t going over obstacles that don’t exist.
- What’s the biggest obstacle? Get that done. What’s the next biggest? Get that done. Repeat.
Twitter: 2009-08-17
Family Happiness
I was reading a Tolstoy story called “Family Happiness” in bed last night. It was close to midnight when I finished it.
“Good story,” I announced to my wife, although she was 90 percent asleep by that time.
Without opening her eyes, she asked, “What was it about?”
“A man and a woman fall in love and get married. They’re very happy for a while but then the marriage starts to come apart.”
“Because the husband spends too much time on Facebook?” she asked.
“No, they didn’t have Facebook in 1860. What I didn’t see coming though is that the story turns out to have a happy ending after all.”
“Perfect,” she said. “What did you learn from it?”
“The past is gone, but you can still find a new life and a different kind of happiness.”
“With the same wife?”
“Yes.”
“Perfect,” she said.
Twitter: 2009-08-16
- There's always plenty of time, right up until there's no more time… #
Comfortable With Our Stupid Children
Researchers have found that generic American parents, faced with a child who can’t do math or science, will say “Don’t worry, Johnny, because you have so many other talents.” Asian parents, supposedly, will say “Since you aren’t apparently naturally gifted at math or science you’ll have to study extra hard in these areas,” and not stop nagging until the kid is doing well.
New Used Books
I paid a visit to The Bookman — a local used book store — today, spent $36 and came home with the following haul:
- The Death of Ivan Ilych and Other Stories, Leo Tolstoy
- Despair, Vladimir Nabokov
- Hunger, Knut Hamsun
- The Lover, Marguerite Duras
- New York Trilogy, Paul Auster
- Tender is the Night, F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Vanity Fair, William Makepeace Thackeray
- The White Hotel, D. M. Thomas
Pug on a Diet
Early every morning, the pug comes into our room and paws at my side of the bed for me to lift him up. It’s too high for him to jump — the top of the bed’s about four feet off the ground.
This morning I leaned over and hoisted him like I always do, but instead of the dog ending up on the bed, I went over the side and almost decapitated myself on the corner of the nightstand, on the way to a hard meeting with Mister Floor.
“It’s okay,” my wife said. “Try again tomorrow.”
The dog was unharmed. He’s not fat but a modest weight reduction program may be in the cards for him . . .
Twitter: 2009-08-14
- $200K? That's all? The kid doesn't play hockey obviously. http://bit.ly/p0NxA via @TheOnion – Cost To Raise Child Exceeds $200,000 #
- RT @capricecrane: Cops called to Gosselin home, but somehow forgot to shoot Jon and Kate. What are my tax dollars paying for, exactly? #
- "Software Engineering: An Idea Whose Time Has Come and Gone?" by Tom DeMarco http://bit.ly/k32gm #
Control is Not Important
To understand control’s real role [in software development], you need to distinguish between two drastically different kinds of projects:
- Project A will eventually cost about a million dollars and produce value of around $1.1 million.
- Project B will eventually cost about a million dollars and produce value of more than $50 million.
What’s immediately apparent is that control is really important for Project A but almost not at all important for Project B. This leads us to the odd conclusion that strict control is something that matters a lot on relatively useless projects and much less on useful projects. It suggests that the more you focus on control, the more likely you’re working on a project that’s striving to deliver something of relatively minor value.
To my mind, the question that’s much more important than how to control a software project is, why on earth are we doing so many projects that deliver such marginal value?
Twitter: 2009-08-13
- HarvardBusiness.org: How to Innovate With Less http://bit.ly/V0upg #
- RT @capricecrane: Heidi Pratt claims 20-30 orgasms in a day. Less impressive when you figure she has one every time she talks about herself. #
Twitter: 2009-08-12
- HarvardBusiness.org: Focus Your People on What They're Best At http://bit.ly/1WKag #
What Was Difficult
One friend described an interaction with Fujio Cho, former head of Toyota, visiting a plant and gently chiding people for too much attention to accomplishments and too little on struggle points. If he didn’t know what was difficult for them, he was reported to ask, how would he know where he could be of help?
My New Favorite Writer is Named Camille Paglia
Hi Everybody! It’s me, Lightning! I wanted to tell you that my new favorite writer is named Camille Paglia!
A lot of people say that dogs and other animals can’t think because thought requires language and animals don’t know any language.
Well, here is what Camille Paglia says about that:
I disagree that language is or should be our primary medium for understanding the world. . . .
Words are very important in human development, but they can never adequately explain the awesome mysteries of the universe. Dante dramatized this when Virgil, the Roman poet who is his guide through hell and purgatory, cannot accompany him to paradise. Virgil stands for reason and language, but sacred vision requires a leap into another dimension. . . .
Exactly! I wish she said what kind of dog Dante is — maybe a pug!
Expanded perception is closer to how animals are instinctively attuned to their environment. Words can record our observations, but they are merely a tool, subordinate to nature’s stubborn physicality.
I know some words like “sit” and “walk” but I don’t know “stubborn physicality.” My owner says I have it though — especially the stubborn part!
— Lightning 
Ultra Lean Planning
I’m not wholeheartedly endorsing the Ultra Lean Planning approach but it does lead you to question how much of the overhead of traditional software development is really necessary. It may be important to know that the author is one of the top guys in the industry and not a random flake.
Twitter: 2009-08-11
- Writing Microcopy http://bit.ly/pYMPz #
- Hof's Hut closes. Went there on my first date, then to a movie at the Cinedome, which was demolished 10 years ago. http://tinyurl.com/nkc2s8 #
Cash for Clunkers
Cash for Clunkers has the following elements of spectacle:
- Americans destroying perfectly functional cars
- Americans whose skills are uncompetitive in the global marketplace driving around in fancy new cars
Somewhere in China and India they must be having a good laugh.
Twitter: 2009-08-10
- RT @diablocody: I wonder if there are any amazing singles who live right in my area. #
- Leading When You Don't Have Formal Authority http://bit.ly/EST45 #