Senegal 1, France 0

 

In a historic upset, Senegal, making its first appearance in World Cup competition, defeats France, the defending champs.

Senegal was a French colony until 1960.

Ironically, France has previously scored a number of impressive victories against the African colonies, although it must be noted that they were competing with guns against spears in those matchups.

Welcome to Irvine!

 

Education is important in our community . . .

Word came home last week that this year’s Stanford 9 testing starts the first week of May. Immediately, my wife got a call from another mom announcing that she’s cancelling all play dates through the end of the testing period so her kid can spend every waking moment on test prep.

The gauntlet has been thrown!

Meanwhile, in business news, thanks to the tech meltdown, office space vacancy rates in southern Orange County continue to hover around 30 percent. The screaming rent deals this creates were enough to induce the company I work with to pack everything up and move one off-ramp further south on the 405 . . .

Kidding Around

 

Parents who joke in a light-hearted fashion during tense or stressful situations may make their children feel more comfortable and accepted, less anxious, and more willing to communicate in a positive manner.

This is according to a study done at Arizona State University.

My kid’s reaction: “Go, Arizona State! If USC [where I went to school] is so great, why didn’t they figure that out?”

Are You Proud of Me Now?

 

Barbra Streisand’s mother died last week at age 93. The two had a strained relationship, as people sometimes do with their mothers.

When Mom attended one of her shows in 1994 — she would have been 85 years old at the time — Barbra addressed her from the stage, saying, “Are you proud of me now, Mama?”

I’m not a big fan of anything Barbra Streisand has ever done, but for articulating a lifetime of pain in seven words, you can’t do much better than that . . .

We Were Programmers

 
We Were Soldiers movie poster

In We Were Soldiers, commanding officer Mel Gibson is the first man off the helicopter and the last man back on. He leaves no one behind, dead or alive.

Contrast that with my manager, who has far less enthusiasm for his work than for his car, his dog, leering at women, painfully coarse humor, or getting drunk on a golf course somewhere.

Not the kind of inspirational leadership you make movies about, unless it’s kind of an ultra-dark comedy in which the leading character is eventually humiliated and/or killed, to thunderous applause . . .

Thus spoke The Programmer.

Hiring the Best

 

The following email went out at the office:

Please stop by and say hello to our newest Project Manager Skip Intro [names changed to protect the guilty]. He is a great person, lives in [a nearby city], tons of experience, and has two black labradors. What more could you ask?

Leicester Dedlock

Director of Project Management

What more could I ask?!

We’re hiring project managers and can’t think of anything more to ask them than what kind of pets they have?

This explains a lot . . .

Thus spoke The Programmer.

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Take a Hike!

 

According to the email, our (former) COO “is no longer with the company in any capacity.”

Hiking through snow

There’s a phenomenon at our company, of which he was a perfect example: People get excited and animated about a variety of things — their cars, their pets, a TV show, binge drinking, etc. — but never, never about their jobs.

In his case, the favorite topic was hiking. Since we’re in the winter months now, you could frequently hear him among the cubicles elucidating the finer points of crampons:

“The thing about crampons is you have to be careful where you put your feet. It’s not like walking around the living room in a pair of loafers.”

I did not know that!

Of course, if I were interested in crampons, which I’m not, I could research them on my own time.

I would have much rather overheard him saying something like

“I read a great journal article last night, and I was thinking about how we might apply it here. I think we need to start building a software engineering culture where people can get excited about their jobs.”

This has nothing to do with why he was let go, but it’s the thing that bothered me most about him personally.

With the opportunity that he had as COO of the company, and the money he was pulling down, he should have been contributing something more than hiking tips.

Thus spoke The Programmer.

Teaching Kids to Write

 

Having students write essays about books accomplishes three things. It makes them hate writing, because it’s such a fruitless, uninteresting assignment. It makes them hate reading, because even books they enjoy are turned against them. And it probably makes them hate thinking, because the kind of analysis they’re forced to do is so strained and dull.

Joseph Weisberg

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