Take a Hike!

 

According to the email, our (former) COO “is no longer with the company in any capacity.”

Hiking through snow

There’s a phenomenon at our company, of which he was a perfect example: People get excited and animated about a variety of things — their cars, their pets, a TV show, binge drinking, etc. — but never, never about their jobs.

In his case, the favorite topic was hiking. Since we’re in the winter months now, you could frequently hear him among the cubicles elucidating the finer points of crampons:

“The thing about crampons is you have to be careful where you put your feet. It’s not like walking around the living room in a pair of loafers.”

I did not know that!

Of course, if I were interested in crampons, which I’m not, I could research them on my own time.

I would have much rather overheard him saying something like

“I read a great journal article last night, and I was thinking about how we might apply it here. I think we need to start building a software engineering culture where people can get excited about their jobs.”

This has nothing to do with why he was let go, but it’s the thing that bothered me most about him personally.

With the opportunity that he had as COO of the company, and the money he was pulling down, he should have been contributing something more than hiking tips.

Thus spoke The Programmer.

Teaching Kids to Write

 

Having students write essays about books accomplishes three things. It makes them hate writing, because it’s such a fruitless, uninteresting assignment. It makes them hate reading, because even books they enjoy are turned against them. And it probably makes them hate thinking, because the kind of analysis they’re forced to do is so strained and dull.

Joseph Weisberg

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People I Thought Were Dead

 
  • Joey Bishop – TV host
  • Ernest Borgnine – actor
  • Red Buttons – actor
  • Kitty Carlisle – game show panelist
  • Alistair Cooke – TV host
  • Buddy Ebsen – actor
  • Glenn Ford – actor
  • Eugene McCarthy – U.S. senator
  • Jack Paar – TV host, “The Tonight Show”
  • Don Pardo – TV announcer
  • Artie Shaw – clarinetist and bandleader
  • Byron White – U.S. supreme court justice
  • Richard Widmark – actor

Updates

  • Joey Bishop – died 10/17/2007, age 89
  • Ernest Borgnine – died 7/8/2012, age 95
  • Red Buttons – died 7/13/2006, age 87
  • Kitty Carlisle – died 4/18/2007, age 96
  • Alistair Cooke – died 3/30/2004, age 95
  • Buddy Ebsen – died 7/6/2003, age 95
  • Glenn Ford – died 8/30/2006, age 90
  • Eugene McCarthy – died 12/10/2005, age 89
  • Jack Paar – died 1/27/2004, age 85
  • Don Pardo – died 8/18/2014, age 96
  • Artie Shaw – died 12/30/2004, age 94
  • Byron White – died 4/15/2002, age 84
  • Richard Widmark – died 3/24/2008, age 93

Samuel Butler Meets Rusty and Andrea Yates

 

“Poor people! They had tried to keep their ignorance of the world from themselves by calling it the pursuit of heavenly things, and then shutting their eyes to anything that might give them trouble.”

— Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh

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Paul Lynde

 

I’d forgotten how funny this guy was.

Here’s a link to Lynde’s best Hollywood Squares one-liners.

Samples:

PETER MARSHALL: Burt Reynolds is quoted as saying, “Dinah (Shore)’s in top form. I’ve never known anyone to be so completely able to throw herself into a . . . ” A what?
PAUL LYNDE: A headboard.

PETER MARSHALL: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us?
PAUL LYNDE: I don’t know what you got, but I got a sports shirt.

Hockey is Fun!

 

Thomas Junta, a 275-pound “hockey dad,” was convicted of manslaughter for beating to death another parent, 156-pound Michael Costin, at a youth scrimmage.

The point that Junta was trying to get across to Costin was that Costin’s sons were playing too rough and spoiling a nice, fun game of hockey.

Way to go, Dad!

Julia Phillips

 

Julia Phillips — producer (The Sting, Taxi Driver, Close Encounters of the Third Kind), author ( You’ll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again), cocaine addict — dies of cancer in West Hollywood, Ca. She was 57.

Her book, a memoir of life in Tinseltown, made her an icon and a pariah simultaneously.

“I wasn’t a pariah because I was a drug-addicted . . . rotten person [but] because I lit them with a harsh fluorescent light and rendered them as contemptible as they truly are.”

Radical Notions Debunked!

 

The big controversy at the office this week was a “radical” idea offered by one of our developers regarding data collection with a series of web-based forms.

The idea was that rather than just pouring the data into a relational database like everyone else does, we’d build up an XML tree, essentially a gigantic (in this case, ~200K) string, and pass that around from form to form.

The advantages of this, if I understood correctly, would be to simplify the data model design and eliminate the need for table joins.

Of course, it also violates every known rule of efficient data access and ratchets up the processing requirements by several orders of magnitude, but that didn’t stop one of the development managers from throwing his full-fledged support behind it.

 

I TA’ed undergraduate software engineering classes for a year at USC, and every so often an underclassman would advance some “radical” theory on how a programming problem ought to be solved, unaware of the fact that their proposed approach had actually been discredited 15 years earlier.

That’s okay . . . by the time they completed their degree, they usually had a much better understanding of the history and foundation of their discipline.

But the advent of web development has brought us a new generation of programmers, many of whom have not had the benefit of a formal education in computer science, which leads to sophomoric programming strategies being proposed by “professional” developers . . .

Thus spoke The Programmer.