My son is standing in the kitchen like he’s about to make an announcement. Suddenly . . .
“Ah-CHOO!”
“Geez, man,” I say, “you just sneeze like that without making any effort to lift your hand up and block it?”
“Did the people in New Orleans make an effort to block Hurricane Katrina?” he asks in a loud voice. “NO! They just let it happen and blamed President Bush!”