See You in Hell
26 Feb 2012 / Satan
[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan -- PE]
Next year I’m going to live tweet the Oscar In Memoriam segment so I can tell you which celebrities are in Hell.
See you at the movies!
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Notes from the Golden Orange
Hashtag
18 Jun 2011 / PEMy wife dominates the Twitter landscape with almost 1,000 followers . . .
“I have to say something to my followers about my son going to college,” she says.
The boy overhears this and pipes in: “My only child is leaving for college in two months. Hashtag sadbutproud.”
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5 Feb 2011 / PEIt’s a good thing women aren’t married off young by their fathers anymore, or else we’d have a real homeless cat problem on our hands.
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Twitter: 2011-02-01
1 Feb 2011 / PE
- RT @ChelseaVPeretti: When people say "it is what it is" we all learn so much via this insight #
- RT @eddiepepitone: if your life involves long discussions about flax seed than you need to take more risks. #
- RT @eddiepepitone: I always tell children that lunatic clowns will kill them in their sleep. I want to see the cut of their jib. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-30
30 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @eddiepepitone: When shit hits fan here people will be quoting American Idol contestants for inspiration. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-28
28 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @eddiepepitone: Ancient U.S.A. saying- When mall is open and food court busy, a calm comes over all the uneducated minds. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-26
26 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @yoyoha: Every woman has a tiny ball of hatred in her heart that is fed by the actions of everyone around them. #
- RT @capricecrane: Is there a “Your Kid Looks The Same As Yesterday” button on Facebook? #
- RT @yoyoha: I’m currently eating graham crackers in the shape of little bunnies. This can’t be helping my street cred. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-24
24 Jan 2011 / PE- I once killed an Italian man in a duel after he accused me of not understanding Dante. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-23
23 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @celebinrmonolog: 10-YEAR-OLD WILLOW SMITH: Yo, I've paid my dues! Now gimme my deserved stardom, bitches! #
- RT @theharryshearer: The voice of empire: “Get used to it, world. We’re not going to put up with nonsense.” Duane (Dewey) Clarridge. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-22
22 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @capricecrane: To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world. And to everyone else, you're just some asshole. #
- Pet peeve: People who pronounce -th as -f, as in "toof" or "boof" #
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Twitter: 2011-01-21
21 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @alaindebotton: It's always the scariest people who parade their kids around us to persuade us of their (elusive) humanity. #
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Twitter: 2011-01-20
20 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @MrsRupertPupkin: My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?! #
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Twitter: 2011-01-07
7 Jan 2011 / PE- RT @sockelganger: hello table hello rug hello lamp hello window i am lucky to have so many friends #
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Twitter: 2011-01-04
4 Jan 2011 / PE- Trying to teach my dog to yawn on command when I say "Sleepy?" Has anyone done this? #
- If a God has made this world, then I would not like to be the God; its misery and distress would break my heart. — Schopenhauer #
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Twitter: 2010-12-22
22 Dec 2010 / PE- RT @yoyoha: When technology finally makes me obsolete, I'm going to take a nice long nap. #
- RT @yoyoha: "I know you're not crazy" is a good thing to say to a crazy person. #
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Twitter: 2010-12-18
18 Dec 2010 / PE- RT @eddiepepitone: Greatest achievements- I once made a small lie into a crisis so big that I had to get plastic surgery done and relocate. #
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Twitter: 2010-12-15
15 Dec 2010 / PETwitter: 2010-12-11
11 Dec 2010 / PE- RT @eddiepepitone: Folks remember: just because we are powerless doesn't mean we can't ruin our health and the lives of those close to us. #
