EppsNet Archive: Twitter

The Tweet of God

29 Sep 2015 /


I’m your dope-ass divinity
Trollin’ with My trinity
Droppin’ top tweets in your immediate vicinity
Flingin’ fly phrases from the fringes of infinity.

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How Would You Like to Share This News?

18 Sep 2015 /

New Yorker cartoon

Park Slope Kids’ Names

25 Jan 2015 /

FYI — Park Slope is a neighborhood in northwest Brooklyn, considered one of New York City’s most desirable neighborhoods.

The NFL Doesn’t Condone Alcohol Abuse?

25 Jan 2015 /

Put the Pen on the Paper

4 Jan 2015 /

Ovid Had Some Off Days

31 Dec 2014 /

60 Million Students

29 Dec 2014 /

We Were All Put on the Board Somewhere

3 Aug 2014 /

If a Man Neglects Education

11 Jul 2014 /

Raising Our Kids

10 Jul 2014 /

Bad Personal Ad

10 Jul 2014 /

World Cup Semis: Germany 7, Brazil 1

8 Jul 2014 /


1 Jun 2014 /

When Will Snowden Denounce Russian Spying?

21 Oct 2013 /

Everyone Was Equal

20 Oct 2013 /

Or as fellow grandmaster Viktor Korchnoi wrote in his autobiography: “The Soviets were very successful: everyone was equal — equally poor.”

Do Something Different

27 Aug 2013 /

A Tradeoff

24 Aug 2013 /

Okay . . . but who would be raising our kids? Or is that not important?

We Need More Voter Suppression, Not Less

15 Aug 2013 /

The latest update of the Pew Research Center’s News IQ quiz finds that while 79 percent of respondents correctly identified the Twitter logo, only 55 percent could identify Eric Holder as U.S. Attorney General.

The Holder question was not an open-ended question, which would have been more difficult, e.g., “Name the current U.S. Attorney General” or “Who is Eric Holder?” It was a multiple-choice question. The question (you can take the quiz yourself here) shows a photo of Holder and asks respondents to select his job from a list of four options.

Results were even worse for other questions. Fifty percent correctly identified Syria as the highlighted country on a map, again from a list of four choices, and 43 percent were able to identify Elizabeth Warren from a set of four photos.

And still there are some misfits who continue to insist that voter suppression is a bad thing.

But I Didn’t Mean It

22 Jul 2013 /

Joyce Carol Oates Gets Slammed

11 Jul 2013 /


EppsNet stands behind Joyce Carol Oates in this Twitstorm, in opposition to those who think that while raping women may be a bad thing, what’s really deplorable is freedom of thought and questioning theocracy. In solidarity, we publish a couple of previously unseen (because they’re terrible) photos of the two of us taken with Mark Twain in the Doe Library at UC Berkeley.

Joyce Carol Oates Mark Twain bench

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