It’s Not Easy Being a Dog

30 Mar 2012 /
Taking a nap

I’m taking a nap upstairs but I’m hearing noises from downstairs. When I hear a noise, I have to estimate how likely it is to be food-related, and how likely it is if I get up and go downstairs I’ll be able to get some of it.

I can stay right here and snooze. That’s a sure thing. Or I can go downstairs and try to get some food. But if I get up and go downstairs and I don’t get any food, then a good nap has been spoiled.

I have to do this estimation every time I hear a noise.

Being a dog is not as easy as people think.

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At the Dog Park

24 Mar 2012 /

A pug (not mine) is humping a beagle . . .

“You could have puggles,” I suggest to one of the owners, “except they’re both boys.”

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How to Make People Love You

28 Feb 2012 /
Lightning at the Dog Park
  1. Let everyone know that you’re really glad to see them.
  2. Stay positive.
  3. Don’t offer unsolicited advice.

The next one is a little hard to explain. For example . . . in the morning, when my owner lets me out of my enclosure, instead of running to my food dish, I run and sit in front of the cupboard to say, “This is where the dog food is kept. Can I have some please?”

So . . .

  1. Don’t take anything for granted.

— Lightning paw

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I accidentally jabbed the dog’s allergy injection into my kneecap. Miracle elixir or fatal mistake?

Stay tuned . . .

Posted by on 7 Feb 2012

Christmas Pug

15 Dec 2011 /

this better be the last one

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House of Cards

9 Dec 2011 /

House of cards

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Running of the Pugs

16 Sep 2011 /

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I Had a Threesome Last Night!

11 Sep 2011 /
Lightning at the Dog Park

My owner and his wife both rubbed my tummy at the same time!

— Lightning paw

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Pregnant Woman Mauled to Death by Pug

12 Aug 2011 /
Lightning at the Dog Park

Ha ha, just kidding . . . it was a pit bull — again.

Reports: Pet pit bull mauls pregnant Calif. woman to death

msnbc.com

Her dad said, “She lived her own life, no matter what anyone else said.”

Probably everyone said that pit bulls are dangerous so she decided to get one.

How’s that working out for you?

If you own a pit bull, you also need to have a pug to keep the pit bull in line.

— Lightning paw

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Pug Meetup

17 Jul 2011 /

There was a pug meetup at the Irvine dog park today. Here’s a picture of me with some of my pug friends.

Pug meetup

The funny thing is we didn’t even know there was a pug meetup. We just showed up and there it was!

It’s a lucky day for me! I’m going to buy a lotto ticket LOL!

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Happy Fathers Day!

19 Jun 2011 /
At the Park

Hi Dad! Happy Fathers Day!

We didn’t spend a lot of time together but my owner says I have the heart of a much larger animal and I know I got that from you!

He also says I have a “stubborn physicality” which I don’t know what that is but I know it’s good! LOL!

Here’s a recent picture of me at the dog park. Well, I’m not a puppy anymore but I’m still the alpha dog of my whole neighborhood!

If you’re ever in California, let’s get together!

Love, Lightning paw

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Pit Bull Mauled by Pug

6 Jun 2011 /

Yes you read that correctly! — Lightning paw

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Dog Problems

5 Jun 2011 /

I got an email today from a confused person who says that “any dog of any breed can have bad temperament, poor training and poor socialization, and can therefore be a problem.”

Pit Bull

Fair enough, but there are “problems” and then there are problems, and if you don’t account for the size and strength of the breed, you’ve got a pretty silly argument on your hands.

In our neighborhood, we have an angry Chihuahua with a crazy owner. The owner is crazy and the dog is crazy. We see them sometimes when I’m out walking Lightning. The dog yaps and yaps and strains at the leash and Lightning just looks at him like, “You’ve got to be kidding.”

A poorly socialized Chihuahua doesn’t create the kind of problem that anyone really cares about.

On the other hand, there’s another aggressive dog — a pit bull mix, much bigger than a Chihuahua. He got out of his yard one night and attacked a Shih Tzu and its owner . . . and by “attacked” I mean the woman was bleeding on the sidewalk when I ran out to see what all the screaming was about.

Attacking people and pets — that’s the kind of dog problem people care about.

Not to pick on pit bulls, there’s another pit bull on the next street over from us, still a puppy but already pretty big. She’s obedient and sweet. Lightning and I both like her.

We have a couple of Rottweilers in the neighborhood. I like Rottweilers. Good-looking dogs. I see them out for a walk and when the Rottweilers want to cross the street, they cross the street, whether the owners want them to or not. They seem like nice dogs, but when an owner has a big dog that they can’t control, that has the potential to create a problem that people care about.

The CDC opposes breed-specific dog laws but in a study they found that when people manage to get themselves killed by a dog, it’s always a large dog and it’s usually a pit bull or Rottweiler.

Amazingly, in 20 years not one person was killed by a pug.

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Pugs and Penguin

4 Jun 2011 /

Pugs and penguin

Originally uploaded by wombatarama

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A Personal Companion

22 May 2011 /

Pugs don’t hunt, bring back game or herd. They were always simply bred to be a personal companion. That’s all they’re good for, but that’s worth a lot.

The Pug

Lightning

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A Personal Companion

15 May 2011 /
Personal companion

Pugs don’t hunt, bring back game or herd. They were always simply bred to be a personal companion. That’s all they’re good for, but that’s worth a lot.

The Pug

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This Should Have Been a Major Clue

6 May 2011 /
Osama's house

I saw this photo on the web today. Now I’m just a dog but I can’t understand why it took so long to find this guy when he has a big picture of himself right out in front of his house!

— Lightning paw

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Hot Dog

24 Apr 2011 /

hot dog

Originally uploaded by the.wizzler

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Easter Pug

21 Apr 2011 /

Easter Pug

Originally uploaded by geraldbrazell

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Husky vs. Bulldog

4 Apr 2011 /

Hi Everybody! It’s me, Lightning! This basketball game is terrible so here’s a video of a Husky puppy playing with a Bulldog puppy that you’ll enjoy a lot more . . .

— Lightning paw

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