My Dog Calls a Press Conference
16 Jul 2008 / Lightning
I just want to say to the American people: I am not a vicious dog, but I don’t put up with a lot of nonsense either.
I just want to say to the American people: I am not a vicious dog, but I don’t put up with a lot of nonsense either.
My owner’s wife and son were gone for a week, so he and I got to spend a lot of quality time together. We are closer than ever!
I even got to sleep on the bed at night, which is usually not allowed.
Don’t tell anyone!
Sometimes when my owner takes me to the dog park, people ask him what my name is. When he says “Lightning,” they laugh, like it’s a joke, a bit of irony, like naming a Great Dane “Tiny.”
Look, people, I’m almost 4 years old now, but when I was a puppy, I was really fast — for a pug. That’s why my owners named me Lightning.
I’m still fast when I go full speed. I just don’t do it that much anymore.
Cypress man rescued by pet pug
I’m not surprised by this. Pugs are smart, brave, loving and loyal. Do not underestimate the pug.
Your canine correspondent,
Lightning Epps
Hi everybody! That’s me, Lightning Epps, subduing an over-aggressive puggle at the Irvine dog park. I am like the sheriff of the dog park; I don’t start trouble but I don’t mind finishing it.
Last week, I was chasing a pug named Blossom around and having a great time when a male husky ran up and started harassing Blossom. These big dogs think they can get away with anything where pugs are concerned.
I snarled and charged at the husky. They never expect that. He got confused, ran straight into another husky and knocked it over.
Everyone laughed.
Then I went back to find Blossom and hump her but she wouldn’t let me. That’s gratitude for you . . .
By Lightning Epps
I fell in love with a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel at the Irvine dog park last night. I kept showing off, trying to get her to play with me, but she just wanted to sit by her owner. When they left, I sat and stared out at the parking lot for a while . . .
P.S. I’m over it now though.
This is a picture of me, Lightning Epps, at the Irvine dog park. I love the dog park! Even though I’m not a puppy anymore — I’m almost 3 years old — I still like to chase and play a little bit.
The bigger dogs try to dominate me sometimes. Usually I can stop them with just a look, but not always.
The puggle in this picture, for example, kept blindsiding me and trying to climb on top of me. I chalked that up to youthful exuberance for a few moments, but when he kept doing it, I had to knock him down, leap on top of him, and sink my fangs into his neck. Not hard, just enough to reestablish the natural order of things.
I don’t instigate this stuff, but I don’t put up with a lot of nonsense either. You know what they say — it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, etc. . . .
Hi Mom!
Happy Mothers Day!
I can’t believe another whole year has gone by already! Seven dog years! LOL!
My owners take really good care of me. They take me to the dog park here in Irvine almost every day. I am very loving, but when some dog at the park runs up on me and tries to get all dominant, I use my illegal ninja moves on him, especially if it’s a big dog, like a Great Dane.
You would be proud of me! Thanks for teaching me to always stand up for myself.
Miss you . . .
Love, Lightning
P.S. I wrote this post myself, but my owner helped me with the HTML.
P.P.S. Say hi to Dad.
This pug, Ch Kendoric’s Riversong Mulroney, won the toy group at the Westminster Dog Show. He has won 65 Best in Shows.

Hi Mom!
Happy Mothers Day!
I know you were sad when I left, but I live with a loving family now, so you don’t have to worry about me.
Say hi to Dad.
Love, Lightning
P.S. Here is a picture of me with my owner.
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