EppsNet Archive: Twitter

Your Favorite Hobbies?

[first date] date: your favorite hobbies? me: frodo, bilbo, pippin, samwise & merry. — Burt Jarvis (@iamburtjarvis) June 22, 2016 Read more →

Live to Buckingham Palace on the EU Referendum

LIVE to Buckingham palace: pic.twitter.com/m72uThsipi — WOT A MORON (@Wotamoron) June 24, 2016 Read more →

Be Anything You Want?

To every little girl who dreams big: Yes, you can be anything you want—even president. Tonight is for you. -H pic.twitter.com/jq7fKlfwGV — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 8, 2016 And all you have to do is marry a man who becomes president. Inspiring! Read more →

The Job Is Only Half Done

Pundits say Trump has destroyed the Republican party. I say that's one party down, one to go. The job is only half done. #trump — Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) March 27, 2016 Read more →

Tell Us a Scary Story

“Tell us a scary story”*Put flashlight to face*There was once an opinion that differed from yours*Emory students gasp*In chalk*Screams* — Daniel Lin (@DLin71) March 24, 2016 Read more →

A Brutally Honest Tagline

A Brutally Honest Tagline https://t.co/3hndnyEYTS #branding #startup #brand pic.twitter.com/r8KvhSR9Kt — Igor Naming Agency (@igornaming) March 16, 2016 Read more →

Talking About the Benefits of Socialism is a Capitalist Luxury

Americans talking about the benefits of Socialism is a luxury paid for by the successes of capitalism. — Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) March 1, 2016 Read more →

I’m Pretty Sure Those Are Nouns

This is a real Bernie Sanders tweet, not a parody, although it has since been deleted . . . Read more →

The Tweet of God

I’m your dope-ass divinity Trollin’ with My trinity Droppin’ top tweets in your immediate vicinity Flingin’ fly phrases from the fringes of infinity. — God Read more →

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Park Slope Kids’ Names

Park Slope kids' names. pic.twitter.com/moytVBIaIz — Jeff Chu (@jeffchu) January 25, 2015 FYI — Park Slope is a neighborhood in northwest Brooklyn, considered one of New York City’s most desirable neighborhoods. Read more →

The NFL Doesn’t Condone Alcohol Abuse?

Kudos 2 @nflcommish for continiung his firm stance that the NFL does not condone alcohol abuse pic.twitter.com/WEbpJiJ1H3 — PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) January 25, 2015 Read more →

Put the Pen on the Paper

if the pen isn't on the paper, no ink will flow, no words will form. put the pen on the paper. — Kent Beck (@KentBeck) December 30, 2014 Read more →

Ovid Had Some Off Days

Ovid had some off days: "There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled." — Broethius (@Broethius) December 30, 2014 Read more →

60 Million Students

#HourOfCode had an incredible first year. Thank you to all who helped propel this movement. http://t.co/bHAAWMYJiG. pic.twitter.com/IS1nU89XRe — Code.org (@codeorg) December 29, 2014 Read more →

We Were All Put on the Board Somewhere

We were all put on the board somewhere. We make our moves. Stuff happens. Be sure to blame what happens on where you started. That'll help. — Ron Jeffries (@RonJeffries) March 21, 2014 Read more →

If a Man Neglects Education

If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life. — Plato (@PlatoQuote) July 11, 2014 Read more →

Raising Our Kids

Let's just hope these tablets are better at raising our kids than cable. — Paul Danke (@pauldanke) June 24, 2014 Read more →

Bad Personal Ad

Bad personal ad: Looking for someone to take all of my pain from me. In exchange I will take you to a concert. bi. smoker. serious only. — eddie pepitone (@eddiepepitone) July 10, 2014 Read more →

World Cup Semis: Germany 7, Brazil 1

Germany right now… #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/eFfRwXqLiV — Gentleman's Handbook (@ImThatGentleman) July 8, 2014 Read more →

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