- RT @eddiepepitone: If everyone would just relax about death, love, finances and their legacy maybe we could enjoy a day or two. #
- RT @eddiepepitone: I have a message for all the murderers, thieves and other scum on twitter: please follow me. #
- Spent 15 minutes looking for my car in a parking lot before remembering I've got a loaner car today 🙁 #