A colleague shared this on Slack:
It’s a slide from a presentation given by somebody somewhere . . . it’s hard to read but the gist of it is:
In the past, I’ve worked every holiday, on my birthday, my spouse’s birthday, and even on the day my son was born.
I asked the guy who shared it, “How do the birthdays fit in there? I don’t even remember when my spouse’s birthday is, but I certainly didn’t work on the day my son was born.”
“I think he meant on the nights of the birthdays,” was the reply.
“Was he working on the night his son was conceived? I bet he was. He seems like a very busy guy.”