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• RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Katherine Bigelow really needs to end her speech with "SUCK IT, JAMES CAMERON!" #
• RT @letwits: CBSNews
  "Hollywood Sees a Bright Future in 3D"
  Sure they do. They can remake everything all over again. #

• RT @capricecrane: "Twitter" was the most used word of 2009. Numbers two and three were "I'm" and "broke." #
• RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines. #
• RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "can of whup-ass" only, as whup-ass is not sold in jars, squeeze tubes or resealable bags. #
• RT @RogervonOech: Never state a problem to yourself in the same terms as it was brought to you. [More at:]
  http://j.mp/cthirsh #
• RT @HarvardBiz: Government Health Care: Like the Postal Service? http://bit.ly/4IzozI #
• RT @capricecrane: I don't know how your car got dented. Maybe it's God saying you shouldn't have cut me off for that parking space. Or me. #
• RT @diablocody: Eating a gingerbread house for breakfast. A new low. #
• RT @capricecrane: According to Billboard: "Nickelback: 'Band of the decade.'" That's all. Enjoy the apocalypse. #
• RT @TheOnion: "Why do all the girls I like think of me as just a friend? And why isn't there a term to describe that relationship?" -Plato #

• To know what one really wants is not comparatively easy but one of the most difficult problems any human being has to solve. – Erich Fromm #
• RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Now that I have a job, I'm gonna make it DRIZZLE! *throws a stack of ones in the air*…can I please have those back now? #
• RT @capricecrane: Sean Penn's son was arrested at school for drugs. Chavez & Castro are reaching out to the principal for leniency. #

• RT @Aimee_B_Loved: BRAINS! BRAAAAAAAINS! BRAAA– I'm just kidding. I'll have a tall skinny vanilla latte, thanks. #

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. And keep giving him fish until he’s used to the taste. Then he’ll have no excuse to not reciprocate.

— @Aimee_B_Loved

• http://bit.ly/2djWf1 via @TheOnion – Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly #
• I just poured hot coffee in my shoe. No, not on purpose. Yes, it was on my foot at the time. #
• RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I think Chicago needs a hug. #
• Man bites dog biting dog: http://bit.ly/i9fhA #news #

• IT Workers Being Converted into Teachers: http://bit.ly/BEMVv #
• RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I try to hide my disappointment when I drop the soap in the shower and nothing happens. But Rubber Ducky sees my shame. #
• RT @Lileks: Modern-day Sartre: hell is other people's ringtones. #
• @bjsrestaurants My favorite Deep Dish Pizza is the Great White! in reply to bjsrestaurants #
• WSJ.com – Group Tied to Obama Urges Tax Increase http://bit.ly/V1s6X #stopthepresses #