EppsNet Archive: Dentists

Anything Bothering You?

23 May 2017 /
Brushing teeth

“Anything new?” the dental hygienist asks. “Anything bothering you?”

“Oh my god yes,” I reply. “The media coverage of Trump, for one thing.”

“I meant with your teeth,” she says.

“Oh my teeth are fine.”


Has Anything Changed?

23 May 2016 /

The administrator at the dentist office asks me, “Has anything changed since your last visit?”

“Well . . . we’re all 6 months closer to death.”

“I meant your contact info and insurance,” she says.

“No, those remain unchanged with the passage of time.”

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At the Dentist

4 May 2015 /

“Any pain or sensitivity?” the hygienist asks.

“Oh my gosh yes . . . wait, you mean in my teeth?


Are You Experienced?

30 Apr 2013 /
Brushing teeth

I got my teeth whitened today. Ah, vanitas vanitatum!

“Have you done this before?” the esthetician asked me.

“No . . . have you?”


At the Dentist

30 Oct 2012 /