DOGBERT: From now on, I will not try to reason with the idiots I encounter. I will dismiss them by waving my paw and saying “Bah.”
DILBERT: Just because someone thinks differently from you doesn’t mean he’s an idiot, Dogbert.
DOGBERT (waving his paw): Bah.
DOGBERT (running for president): I promise to take money from the people who don’t vote for me and give it to the people who do.
WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama delivered Congress a $3.6 trillion budget blueprint Thursday that hopes to “break from a troubled past” with a sharp shift toward expanded government activism, tax increases on affluent families and businesses, and spending cuts targeted at those he says profited from “an era of profound irresponsibility.”
DOGBERT (typing): “Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons.”
DILBERT (reading over his shoulder): How do you do that?
DOGBERT: Can I get back to you on that?
