EppsNet Archive: Dogbert

I Will Not Try to Reason with Idiots

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DOGBERT: From now on, I will not try to reason with the idiots I encounter. I will dismiss them by waving my paw and saying “Bah.” DILBERT: Just because someone thinks differently from you doesn’t mean he’s an idiot, Dogbert. DOGBERT (waving his paw): Bah. — Scott Adams Read more →

Life Imitates Dilbert

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DOGBERT (running for president): I promise to take money from the people who don’t vote for me and give it to the people who do. — Dilbert, Aug. 11, 2007   WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama delivered Congress a $3.6 trillion budget blueprint Thursday that hopes to “break from a troubled past” with a sharp shift toward expanded government activism, tax increases on affluent families and businesses, and spending cuts targeted at those he says profited from “an era of profound irresponsibility.” — “Obama Delivers $3.6 Trillion Budget Blueprint,”, WSJ.com Read more →

Time Management

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DOGBERT (typing): “Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons.” DILBERT (reading over his shoulder): How do you do that? DOGBERT: Can I get back to you on that? — Scott Adams Read more →