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What’s with all these awards? They’re always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler.

— Woody Allen, Annie Hall

LOL! Woody Allen cracks me up!

I’m not going to watch the Oscars but I hope Slumdog Millionaire wins a lot of awards because my owner says it’s good and because I love movies about dogs.

Unless Owen Wilson is in it.

— Lightning

I love movies about dogs! Wait — is Owen Wilson in that? I HATE Owen Wilson!

Whenever I meet a new bitch at the dog park, the first thing I ask her is “Do you think Owen Wilson is funny?”

And if she says yes, I am OUTTA there.

Rating: Two paws down.

— Lightning