EppsNet Archive: Phones

My New Phone Greeting

If this is a life-threatening emergency, please hang up and dial 911. Otherwise, stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly . . . Read more →


I can’t wait for President Trump to outlaw “For English, press 1” on automated phone systems.

You Don’t Understand How Phones Work

East coast woman on conference call is yelling into the phone. Why? To be heard at a distance? HEY HONEY THE PHONE WORKS ELECTRONICALLY YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL! Read more →

A Wish Come True

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. — Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of C++ Read more →