EppsNet Archive: Phones

Paul Epps

My phone showed a call from CHESHIRE CT, either someone from Connecticut or a Cheshire Cat, but I didn’t want to talk to either one.

My New Phone Greeting


If this is a life-threatening emergency, please hang up and dial 911. Otherwise, stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly . . . Read more →

You Don’t Understand How Phones Work


East coast woman on conference call is yelling into the phone. Why? To be heard at a distance? HEY HONEY THE PHONE WORKS ELECTRONICALLY YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL! Read more →

A Wish Come True


I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. — Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of C++ Read more →