Hockey Practice Will Never Be Cancelled

10 Mar 2010 / PE
Hockey rink

Under no circumstances will hockey practice ever be cancelled. Ever. Even on days when school is cancelled, practice is still on. A game may be cancelled due to inclement weather because of travel concerns for the visiting team, but it would have to rain razor blades and bocce balls to cancel hockey practice at your local rink. It’s good karma to respect the game.

— John Buccigross, ESPN.com

Only Variety Can Absorb Variety

1 Mar 2010 / PE
Jerry's Storytelling Doodle

The well-known law of cybernetics — “Only variety can absorb variety” — states that a system cannot meet increasing variety in its environment unless it increases the range of its response repertoire (Ashby’s law of requisite variety, 1956). In lay terms it means one has to be just as messy as the surrounding situation.


Visualize the Properties

27 Feb 2010 / PE
Jim McCarthy

Imagine and identify the few properties of your product or service that will gratify the customer’s need. Visualize the properties, desire them yourself, and everywhere ensure and intensify their presence.


The Goal on a Project

26 Feb 2010 / PE
Jim McCarthy

The goal on a project is not to have the correct plan in advance but to make the right decisions every day as things that were unknown become known.


Evolving a System

1 Feb 2010 / PE
Simplicity

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works . . . A complex system designed from scratch never works and cannot be patched up to make it work.

— John Gall

Out of the Turmoil

5 Jan 2010 / PE
William Makepeace Thackeray

Which, I wonder, brother reader, is the better lot, to die prosperous and famous, or poor and disappointed? To have, and to be forced to yield; or to sink out of life, having played and lost the game? That must be a strange feeling, when a day of our life comes and we say, “To-morrow, success or failure won’t matter much, and the sun will rise, and all the myriads of mankind go to their work or their pleasure as usual, but I shall be out of the turmoil.”

— William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair

People and Their Silly Principles

4 Jan 2010 / PE
William Makepeace Thackeray

If every person is to be banished from society who runs into debt and cannot pay–if we are to be peering into everybody’s private life, speculating upon their income, and cutting them if we don’t approve of their expenditure–why, what a howling wilderness and intolerable dwelling Vanity Fair would be! Every man’s hand would be against his neighbour in this case, my dear sir, and the benefits of civilization would be done away with. We should be quarrelling, abusing, avoiding one another. Our houses would become caverns, and we should go in rags because we cared for nobody. Rents would go down. Parties wouldn’t be given any more. All the tradesmen of the town would be bankrupt. Wine, wax-lights, comestibles, rouge, crinoline-petticoats, diamonds, wigs, Louis-Quatorze gimcracks, and old china, park hacks, and splendid high-stepping carriage horses–all the delights of life, I say,–would go to the deuce, if people did but act upon their silly principles and avoid those whom they dislike and abuse. Whereas, by a little charity and mutual forbearance, things are made to go on pleasantly enough: we may abuse a man as much as we like, and call him the greatest rascal unhanged–but do we wish to hang him therefore? No. We shake hands when we meet. If his cook is good we forgive him and go and dine with him, and we expect he will do the same by us. Thus trade flourishes–civilization advances; peace is kept; new dresses are wanted for new assemblies every week; and the last year’s vintage of Lafitte will remunerate the honest proprietor who reared it.

— William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair

Santayana: “I Told You So”

27 Dec 2009 / PE

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

— George Santayana
 

“Is that a fact?” she said. “Well–I’ve got news for Mr. Santayana: we’re doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That’s what it is to be alive. It’s pretty dense kids who haven’t figured that out by the time they’re ten.”

“Santayana was a famous philosopher at Harvard,” said Slazinger, a Harvard man.

And Mrs. Berman said, “Most kids can’t afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.”

— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard

The Three Requirements for Happiness

11 Dec 2009 / PE

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.

— Gustave Flaubert

The Vast and Endless Sea

1 Dec 2009 / PE

If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the workers to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.

— Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A Chicken That Walked Backward

7 Nov 2009 / PE

When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathé News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been anticlimax.

— Flannery O’Connor

Those Who Are Really in Earnest

18 Oct 2009 / PE
Suzy B installed

Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their reputation or social standards never can bring about reform. Those who are really in earnest are willing to be anything or nothing in the world’s estimation, and publicly and privately, in season and out, avow their sympathies with despised ideas and their advocates, and bear the consequences.

— Susan B. Anthony

Just Trying to Learn

12 Oct 2009 / PE

I’m not trying to have a career, I’m not trying to be rich, I’m just trying to learn.

— Francis Ford Coppola

Obama on Letterman

22 Sep 2009 / PE

I think it’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.


Teddy’s Accomplices

30 Aug 2009 / PE

He dared us to call his bluff, and, when we didn’t, he made all of us complicit in what he’d done.


Ghost World

30 Aug 2009 / PE

REBECCA: This is so bad it’s almost good.
ENID: This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.


Morality is Insignificant

29 Aug 2009 / PE

Fidelity to a personal code of morality would seem to fade in significance as the public sphere, like an enormous sun, blinds us to all else.


Famous Quotes Revisited

22 Aug 2009 / PE

Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase. — Martin Luther King Jr.

The staircase?! That doesn’t make sense. Why can’t I see the staircase? Am I drunk?


Twitter: 2009-08-17

17 Aug 2009 / PE
  • My uncle fell down and cracked his head open. He's 80. No, he's not a member of Aerosmith. #
  • RT @ericmusselman: Jerry West "Sometimes talent gets in the way of people being able to play well together " #

Polite Acerbity

9 Aug 2009 / PE

I am learning to bring into [my voice] that polite acerbity that makes people feel that far from being welcome they are not even tolerated and are under continual and scathing analysis at every moment.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

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