EppsNet Archive: Salesmen

Overheard

3 Aug 2016 /

Person with a sales job: “I hate a job where the customer is always right. That’s bullshit. I don’t get paid a million dollars to put up with this stuff.”

Makes me glad I learned a skill . . .


Salesmanship

6 May 2016 /
Johann Sebastian Bach

“How many pieces are you playing at the piano recital?”

“Two,” I reply, “but one is very short.”

“Who are the composers?”

“Bach and Liszt.”

“What is that? ‘Box’?”

“Why do you ask me who the composers are if you’ve never heard of Bach?”

“That’s salesmanship.” Did I mention he’s a salesman? “You’ve gotta push it.”


The Car Business

29 Apr 2010 /

Comic