Tyler Enters Rehab

23 Dec 2009 / Hostile Witness

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler says he has entered a rehab clinic to treat an addiction to pain killers he has taken to cope with 10 years of performance injuries.

I hate to say I told you so . . . well, okay, I don’t hate it . . .


I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!

6 Aug 2009 / Hostile Witness
Steven Tyler

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) — Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was airlifted to a hospital after falling from stage during a concert at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in western South Dakota.

Hey Steve — maybe life is trying to tell you something. Let’s listen closely and see if we can hear what it is . . .

YOU’RE OLD!

Stop trying to suck every last dollar out of your former glory and retire, you geriatric bastard . . .