It’s Not All Bad for USC Athletics

6 Dec 2009 / PE
USC Water Polo T-Shirt

Okay, not a great season for USC football but on the bright side, the men’s water polo team won back-to-back national championships with a 7-6 win over UCLA in today’s title match.

T-shirts are available!


A San Jose State Fan

5 Sep 2009 / PE

There were some San Jose State fans at the game . . . as we were walking in, we saw a guy wearing a blue and gold T-shirt that said “The Only Trojan I Need Is On My D*ck”

(The asterisk was actually on the shirt. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone.)

“Enjoy the game,” I said to him.

Final score: USC 56, SJS 3.


A T-Shirt with a Gorilla on It

11 Dec 2008 / PE
XLarge T-Shirt

I took my boy to Souplantation for dinner after his hockey game. An Indian kid in the line across from us was wearing a t-shirt with a gorilla on it.

“That Indian guy has a cool shirt,” my son said. “I’d rock that.”

“I’d sport that,” he said.

“I’d don that,” he said.

“I’d . . .”

“I get it. Now shut up so I can focus on my salad.”