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EppsNet Archive: Twitter
Twitter: 2010-11-22
RT @eddiepepitone: Eating blocks of cheese to fend off despair while the wife plots my death. It must be sunday. # RT @serafinowicz: "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died." # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-11-20
RT @eddiepepitone: when my shrink straps me in for electroshock therapy I know it's going to be a good day if the voltage is just right. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-11-13
RT @AnnCoulter: My new invention: Men's underwear that makes your organ look huge in one of those new airport scanners. # Fun Fact: Spell check changes "eMetrics" to "emetics." # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-11-05
Sometimes homelessness is life's way of saying you need to lose some weight. # RT @pattonoswalt: Sit-ups! Make 'em a habit! #tweetyour16yearoldself # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-11-04
RT @fakerahmemanuel: Got a text from @speakerpelosi. She said she hasn't been fucked from this many angles since her freshman yr at Trinity. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-11-02
RT @OnSluts: Monday Affirmation: I made it through Halloween without losing my teeth or my self respect. Well, kind of. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-31
RT @theharryshearer: Is problem with modern politics not enough performance art–or too much? # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-29
RT @capricecrane: Every time I almost think humanity will be okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes. # RT @serafinowicz: I have two eyebrows, but they're both over the same eye ":( # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-28
Like every great point guard, I know how to penetrate and make things happen. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-27
RT @diablocody: I love people that go to gossip sites and type "WHO CARES?" in the comments. You do, you little cutie! # Democrats' problem is they haven't been smug and dismissive enough. When's the Jon Stewart rally? # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-26
RT @SarahKSilverman: I’m starting a campaign called Naps for Jesus. So basically every time I take a nap, it’ll be for Jesus. #napsforjesus # RT @eddiepepitone: Make no mistakes I tell very small children! Be perfect! Life is like a bank heist! Then I walk away crying. # RT @eddiepepitone: I always strike out at the weakest person in my prayer circle but I make up for it by bringing delicious baked goods. # RT @MrsRupertPupkin: A good way to spend the day is to repeatedly track the shipping status on recent Amazon or Zappos orders. # RT @kausmickey: Chevy: You already bought it! #betterchevyslogans # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-23
IMAO: "In a Muslim country, anyone separated from Kevin Bacon by two degrees or less is executed." http://goo.gl/cCGC # RT @WhitneyCummings: When did it become normal to start every conversation by talking about about how tired you are? # RT @kdn13: I have to remind myself that "it's not a popularity contest" way more than is appropriate for my age. # Read more →
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Twitter: 2010-10-19
Editorial: Moral distress and ethical decision making http://bit.ly/9pSStp #nursing #nurses #AACNchat # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-15
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #unheardcelebbooks "I Did Not Sacrifice Myself so You could Get Fat and Watch Jersey Shore" By Jesus M Christ # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-09
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: The best argument against Christianity is a five-minute conversation with the average Christian. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-07
RT @MrsRupertPupkin: My brother once ate the last bowl of Cookie Crisp, but now he's crippled from the neck down! #Karma # If you don't know where you are, a map won't help. # RT @MrsRupertPupkin: Found a 1999 "To Do" list. Can cross off "Study for Bio quiz." Still need to "Respect my body." # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-06
Future of Nursing report from IOM and Robert Wood Johnson Foundation http://bit.ly/b3pHT5 #nursing #nurses #AACNchat # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-10-05
RT @BetteMidler: There is no big picture anymore. Just lots of little pictures of sex and violence and product placement. # RT @capricecrane: The thing about reality stars is they don’t get that we’re not laughing *with* them. # Read more →