EppsNet Archive: Twitter

Twitter: 2010-10-29

 

RT @capricecrane: Every time I almost think humanity will be okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes. # RT @serafinowicz: I have two eyebrows, but they're both over the same eye ":( # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-28

 

Like every great point guard, I know how to penetrate and make things happen. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-27

 

RT @diablocody: I love people that go to gossip sites and type "WHO CARES?" in the comments. You do, you little cutie! # Democrats' problem is they haven't been smug and dismissive enough. When's the Jon Stewart rally? # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-26

 

RT @SarahKSilverman: I’m starting a campaign called Naps for Jesus. So basically every time I take a nap, it’ll be for Jesus. #napsforjesus # RT @eddiepepitone: Make no mistakes I tell very small children! Be perfect! Life is like a bank heist! Then I walk away crying. # RT @eddiepepitone: I always strike out at the weakest person in my prayer circle but I make up for it by bringing delicious baked goods. # RT @MrsRupertPupkin: A good way to spend the day is to repeatedly track the shipping status on recent Amazon or Zappos orders. # RT @kausmickey: Chevy: You already bought it! #betterchevyslogans # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-23

 

IMAO: "In a Muslim country, anyone separated from Kevin Bacon by two degrees or less is executed." http://goo.gl/cCGC # RT @WhitneyCummings: When did it become normal to start every conversation by talking about about how tired you are? # RT @kdn13: I have to remind myself that "it's not a popularity contest" way more than is appropriate for my age. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-19

 

Editorial: Moral distress and ethical decision making http://bit.ly/9pSStp #nursing #nurses #AACNchat # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-15

 

RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #unheardcelebbooks "I Did Not Sacrifice Myself so You could Get Fat and Watch Jersey Shore" By Jesus M Christ # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-09

 

RT @Jesus_M_Christ: The best argument against Christianity is a five-minute conversation with the average Christian. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-07

 

RT @MrsRupertPupkin: My brother once ate the last bowl of Cookie Crisp, but now he's crippled from the neck down! #Karma # If you don't know where you are, a map won't help. # RT @MrsRupertPupkin: Found a 1999 "To Do" list. Can cross off "Study for Bio quiz." Still need to "Respect my body." # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-06

 

Future of Nursing report from IOM and Robert Wood Johnson Foundation http://bit.ly/b3pHT5 #nursing #nurses #AACNchat # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-05

 

RT @BetteMidler: There is no big picture anymore. Just lots of little pictures of sex and violence and product placement. # RT @capricecrane: The thing about reality stars is they don’t get that we’re not laughing *with* them. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-10-04

 

I hear my kid downstairs yelling about Kunta Kinte & the 13th Amendment. His mom must have asked him to bring the groceries in from the car. # RT @eddiepepitone: Does it make me a bad person if to get to sleep I visualize boating accidents? # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-29

 

RT @thesulk: I have a new lease on life. Month to month. No utilities. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-28

 

Police negotiators have a rule: Never tell a paranoid to "calm down." # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-25

 

RT @eddiepepitone: My gaydar was disabled by a hockey player making a pass at me last night. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-23

 

RT @daveihl: “Hey, you shot me!” “Very sorry, kind sir. Let me get you some tea.” (The Very Civil War) # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-18

 

USC earns top polls among “College Bests” | Daily Trojan http://goo.gl/cAAV # The only limits are, as always, those of vision. — James Broughton # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-17

 

RT @SteveMartinToGo: OMG. President Lincoln has been shot! Wait, whoa, my internet connection is SUH-LOW. # Read more →

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