I hear my kid downstairs yelling about Kunta Kinte & the 13th Amendment. His mom must have asked him to bring the groceries in from the car. # RT @eddiepepitone: Does it make me a bad person if to get to sleep I visualize boating accidents? # Read more →
EppsNet Archive: Twitter
Twitter: 2010-09-29
RT @thesulk: I have a new lease on life. Month to month. No utilities. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-28
Police negotiators have a rule: Never tell a paranoid to "calm down." # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-25
RT @eddiepepitone: My gaydar was disabled by a hockey player making a pass at me last night. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-24
Time flies whether you're having fun or not. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-23
RT @daveihl: “Hey, you shot me!” “Very sorry, kind sir. Let me get you some tea.” (The Very Civil War) # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-18
USC earns top polls among “College Bests” | Daily Trojan http://goo.gl/cAAV # The only limits are, as always, those of vision. — James Broughton # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-17
RT @SteveMartinToGo: OMG. President Lincoln has been shot! Wait, whoa, my internet connection is SUH-LOW. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-16
RT @serafinowicz: Tea = Gay Coffee # Amplifying Collaboration with Guerilla Facilitation http://t.co/ZJNXzVz # RT @eddiepepitone: This new car better be the answer to all my sorrows and regrets. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-15
Affirmation of the day: This job could have been done worse. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-14
RT @NikkiGlaser: Is he some rapper I’ve never heard of? // RT @KimKardashian Jet lag is hitting me hard # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-12
RT @NikkiGlaser: Tell me I'm not the only one who has to get drunk to look at my checking account. # RT @eddiepepitone: Capitalism's last ad- "Since the nuclear devastation we are slashing prices! Everything Must Go!" # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-11
RT @kausmickey: Once again troubled by possibility that LA Times might not collapse & vanish quickly enough to enable vibrant civic culture. # Overheard: "Therein lies the rub." # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-10
RT @joshcomers: “Who’s ready to rock?” (funniest geologist on expedition). # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-09
RT @fakerahmemanuel: Why leave the White House to be mayor of Chicago? The same reason that guy from White Star got the fuck off Titanic. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-08
Man sought for sex act in store | The Augusta Chronicle http://goo.gl/PJPD SEND YOUR RESUMES! # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-04
NINR requests applicants for research fellowship http://bit.ly/clfSpo #nursing #nurses #AACNchat # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-09-01
I hate to see my son cry when I drop him off for the first day of school. Fortunately he’s old enough to drive himself this year. # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-08-31
RT @ocweekly Twilight Star Taylor Lautner Challenged to Push-Up Contest to Resolve Lawsuit http://bit.ly/9WsyCE # Read more →
Twitter: 2010-08-30
RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Just saw a forgettable documentary about Alzheimer’s. # 4 Steps to Generating Your Next Breakthrough – Harvard Business Review http://goo.gl/xGRa # Read more →