If you can substitute toothpaste for spackle, can you substitute spackle for toothpaste? Might be good for whitening your teeth… # RT @paulandstorm: [S] Today's trillion-dollar idea: patent the concept of "technology" # Read more →
EppsNet Archive: Twitter
Twitter: 2009-08-17
My uncle fell down and cracked his head open. He's 80. No, he's not a member of Aerosmith. # RT @ericmusselman: Jerry West "Sometimes talent gets in the way of people being able to play well together " # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-16
There's always plenty of time, right up until there's no more time… # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-14
$200K? That's all? The kid doesn't play hockey obviously. http://bit.ly/p0NxA via @TheOnion – Cost To Raise Child Exceeds $200,000 # RT @capricecrane: Cops called to Gosselin home, but somehow forgot to shoot Jon and Kate. What are my tax dollars paying for, exactly? # "Software Engineering: An Idea Whose Time Has Come and Gone?" by Tom DeMarco http://bit.ly/k32gm # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-13
HarvardBusiness.org: How to Innovate With Less http://bit.ly/V0upg # RT @capricecrane: Heidi Pratt claims 20-30 orgasms in a day. Less impressive when you figure she has one every time she talks about herself. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-12
HarvardBusiness.org: Focus Your People on What They're Best At http://bit.ly/1WKag # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-11
Writing Microcopy http://bit.ly/pYMPz # Hof's Hut closes. Went there on my first date, then to a movie at the Cinedome, which was demolished 10 years ago. http://tinyurl.com/nkc2s8 # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-10
RT @diablocody: I wonder if there are any amazing singles who live right in my area. # Leading When You Don't Have Formal Authority http://bit.ly/EST45 # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-09
RT @paulandstorm: [S] A proper diet is half the battle: Upper GI Joe. # RT @diablocody: I used to think grownups automatically knew how to take care of themselves. Flash-forward to my squalid adulthood. # "I'm sorry but business is business." #usefulphrases # "You ought to have thought of that before you got into this trouble." #usefulphrases # "I'm not the person to see about that." #usefulphrases # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-08
White House Hails iCU-R-Fishy App as ‘Truth Tool’ – http://shar.es/IxfP # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-05
What's better on a hot summer afternoon — iced tea or lemonade? Thanks to Arnold Palmer, I don't have to choose! # "AA can only help weak people because their ego is strengthened by the group. I was never a joiner." — F. Scott Fitzgerald # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-04
RT @presentationzen: 11 ways to use images poorly in slides http://snipurl.com/one4r [www_presentationzen_com] # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-03
RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids http://bit.ly/1DkUBV # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-02
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. — Jackie Mason # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-08-01
"Clean and sober Andy Dick ready to invade O.C." http://bit.ly/lGfMb #bottomstoriesoftheday # CPK now lists calories on the menus. Suicide! Even the salads are over 1000! # RT @diablocody: Intrigued by full-service "dental spa." Tired of making separate trips for tooth bleaching and anal bleaching. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-30
Kardashian to fans: I'm 'OK' after split #bottomstoriesoftheday # RT @Lileks: Breaking: Gates pulled over on Penn Av; suspicion of DUI # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-29
Judgmental people suck # My 16yo son's visiting cousins in Australia. He tells his mom to stop calling every day. “People will think I’m a baby.” # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-28
A Lesson in Mystique: http://bit.ly/p0zCr # Called my boy to say Happy Birthday. It's not till tomorrow but he's in Australia, where it's already tomorrow. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-26
Party host is serving 7&7s. I drink two. Nothing. "Make the next one a double." Nothing. Worst drink ever. # @penelopetrunk oh that is not true. see http://kicklikeagirlmovie.com in reply to penelopetrunk # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-23
RT @KathySierra: Don't learn PPT/Keynote, learn how the brain works. Learn storytelling. Study filmmaking. Apply learning theory. Inspire. # RT @OCWeekly: A very special OC Weekly farewell to Gidget the Taco Bell chihuahua http://tinyurl.com/n6k4mq # Thank God it's Friday! Wait — what? # Read more →