We are to admit no more causes of natural things than such as are both true and sufficient to explain their appearances. — Isaac Newton # Read more →
EppsNet Archive: Twitter
Twitter: 2009-07-20
RT @RonJeffries: I can waste time in so many ways. How can I monetize this skill? # You don't hear a lot of FORTRAN jokes from cats – RT @sockington: 10 MEOW 20 GOTO 10 # Showed this video at an IT team meeting this afternoon. Good discussion on teamwork ensued. http://bit.ly/EAA0 #kicklikeagirl # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-19
Something I didn't know: Leave Sydney at 10 a.m., arrive at LAX at 6 a.m. — on the same day! It's like going back in time! # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-18
RT @Lileks: If Hitchcock and Roger Corman ended up in Hell, I'll bet they're both forced to spend eternity watching each other's movies. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-16
RT @KathySierra: We discuss UI 4 books, but isn't it UX that matters? Non-fiction could look 2 game design, theater, learning, persuasion # RT @agile_coach: The sustainable delivery of business (customer) value is more important than the platform used. #scrum #agile # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-15
Flamboyantly gay flight attendant on our Buffalo-to-Newark flight. In-flight entertainment: Bruno. No they didn't show a movie. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-14
On runway in Buffalo. Delayed by wind. Will miss connection to LA. # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-10
The hotel we're staying at just opened. About to get a baptism of fire hosting a full house of junior hockey players… # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-09
Niagara Falls is INSANE! # RT @paulandstorm: [P] "Listen to them. Children of the night. Christ, what a racket." #1stdraftmovielines # RT @paulandstorm: [P] "First rule of Fight Club is — dues must be paid by the first of every month." #1stdraftmovielines # RT @paulandstorm: [P] "I'm mad as hell, and I'm telling you, that's pretty damn mad. Mad, mad, mad! Hoo-boy, am I mad!" #1stdraftmovielines # RT @paulandstorm: [P] "He's Spartacus!" #1stdraftmovielines # RT @paulandstorm: "I'm sorry; did you say 'badgers' or 'badges?' Actually, we don't have either, so the point is moot." #1stdraftmovielines # RT @ChipChantry: "Guys, guys, time out… this boat is WAY TOO SMALL." #1stdraftmovielines # RT @ChipChantry: "If you build it, your wife will get angry with you." #1stdraftmovielines # RT @diablocody: "Make sure I get paid adequately." #1stdraftmovielines # Why isn't there a law against guys with sleep apnea taking redeye flights? # Just… Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-08
RT @sportsguy33: "I'd like a non-fat decaf latte" is a fancy way of announcing, "I suck, don't ask me out." # Got a free smoothie for filling up my stamp card! All my hard work is finally coming to fruition! # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-06
RT @TheFatJew: America needs another season of "Entourage" like Clay Aiken needs to look more like a lesbian dental hygenist # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-05
RT @sportsguy33: The 4th of July is like one super-slow home run trot as the English stare us down from the mound. Suck it, England! # RT @presentationzen: A pie chart of procrastination http://post.ly/16VO # When the only tool you have is a suicide bomb, every problem looks like a jihad — Best of the Web Today # What a match! Unbelievable… # Why didn't God send the swine flu to the Atheist Kids camp? http://bit.ly/EQtfE # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-04
RT @diablocody: I ordered a bunch of Yankee Candles while drunk. Now the house smells of pie and remorse. # RT @darthvader: I love national holidays where blowing up a rebel stronghold can easily be considered a spectacular “finale.” # Weinerschnitzel: 2 chili dogs plus chili cheese fries for $3. Ain’t that America! # RT @diablocody: Ah, the patriotic “flag bikini.” There’s nothing like having a nation’s pride wadded up in your labia. # RT @ericmusselman: Abraham Lincoln: “I will prepare, and someday my chance will come.” # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-02
RT @Lileks: There's not a man alive who's ever said "I have enough fireworks." # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-07-01
Office email: "Refrigerators being cleaned out tonight. Please take home anything you'd like to keep." OK. Going to stock up right now… # At a s/w demo, a user asks: "What are inheritable user permissions? Does that mean if I die, my permissions go to someone else?" # Read more →
Greatest Tweet Ever
I say to my ex: “How can you ask if he’s your kid? You can count backward from his birth to one of the two times in six years we had sex.” — Penelope Trunk Read more →
Twitter: 2009-06-24
Stop masking passwords? http://bit.ly/xv7xt # RT @tweetmeme Stunning Illustrations of Female Game Character (CAUTION: They are HOT!) http://tinyurl.com/lfloru # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-06-20
@Lileks If there's ever a Pulitzer Prize for Twitter, you should get it. Great medium for you. in reply to Lileks # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-06-17
RT @PeteCarroll: cool panoramic photo from the coliseum today (taken by @USCRipsIt): http://bit.ly/bdjLM # Read more →
Twitter: 2009-06-16
RT @presentationzen: 6 Easy Steps to Make Your Graph (Really) Ugly http://snipurl.com/k8c99 # Not every child is secretly a genius: http://bit.ly/Ksk8O # Read more →