We have a young woman at work with the most extraordinary feet — beautifully polished toenails, toe rings, and just this week she added three small faux (I assume) diamonds to the big toenail on each foot.
She believes that this is all highly attractive to men, but I don’t know . . . thinking back to when I was her age and single, I don’t think I cared whether or not a woman even had feet:
So what do you want to do tonight? I suppose dancing would be out of the question . . .