LOS ANGELES — Murderess Vidilia Spragin, who is dying of cancer and won “compassionate release” after 20 years in prison, wants to be buried in a plot alongside the husband she killed in 1982.
She was convicted of setting Mr. Spragin on fire.
Relationship red flag: Your sweetheart suggests that you replace the phrase “love, honor and obey” in your wedding vows with “stop, drop and roll.”
A woman I work with had this reaction, a masterpiece of understatement: “I’ve heard that married men are happier than married women.”
Unless they’re on fire.