If You Can’t Stand the Heat

1 Oct 2003 /

LOS ANGELES — Murderess Vidilia Spragin, who is dying of cancer and won “compassionate release” after 20 years in prison, wants to be buried in a plot alongside the husband she killed in 1982.

She was convicted of setting Mr. Spragin on fire.

Relationship red flag: Your sweetheart suggests that you replace the phrase “love, honor and obey” in your wedding vows with “stop, drop and roll.”

A woman I work with had this reaction, a masterpiece of understatement: “I’ve heard that married men are happier than married women.”

Unless they’re on fire.

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