Why I Don’t Own a Cadillac Escalade

8 Jun 2006 /

Smush Parker of the L.A. Lakers has a custom Cadillac Escalade that says SMUSHCALADE on the tailgate where it usually says ESCALADE.

I say to my son, “I wonder if I could get an Escalade with EPPSCALADE on the back.”

“You can’t even afford an Escalade and still have a good financial condition,” he says.

“I can’t?”

“No, ’cause you ain’t representin’.”

“I’m not representin’?

“No, you ain’t wheelin’ and dealin’. You sittin’ on the block while others are out gettin’ their bling.”


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