I was walking through a business park in Newport Beach today when I saw a company called Divorce Wizards . . .
I am the Divorce Wizard! With a wave of my wand, I free you from the shackles of matrimony! I cleanse your mind of bitterness and recrimination, as though the whole sorry episode never happened!
Uh, thanks . . . can you make me twenty years younger again too?
“Ummm, No…but it WILL feel that way.