Call Me Kreskin

I preface some obvious remark to my son by saying “Call me Kreskin, but . . .”

He jumps in and says, “OK, you’re crazy.”

“I didn’t say ‘Call me crazy,’ I said ‘Call me Kreskin.”

“You’re a kreskin.”

Kreskin,” I explain, “is a mind-reading guy. He makes predictions about things.”

“Oh . . . then, you’re crazy.”

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