My wife is talking about the possibility of a Christmastime family trip to Thailand. She’s from Thailand, lived there through college, and still has relatives there.
I’ve never been to Thailand — I hate to travel, for one thing — but our son has been over there with her on a few occasions.
Here’s his reaction, punctuated with frantic screaming:
“AHHHHH! It’s people who can’t speak English in 170-degree heat!”
I don’t think this boy has a future as a travel agent.
“They haven’t seen you in a long time,” my wife tells him.
“Can’t we do a video conference?”