What Would Andrew Jackson Say?

My son and I are sitting around the house when the phone rings. He looks at the caller ID, which says something about Recruiting.

“It’s the U.S. Army,” he says.

We don’t pick it up, and a female voice comes on to leave a message, which has nothing to do with the army.

“A woman?!” he shouts. “What would Andrew Jackson say about that?”

“Andrew Jackson?”

“That’s right, soldier!”