- Rona Barrett – gossip columnist
- Gene Barry – actor
- Orson Bean – TV game show panelist
- Van Cliburn – pianist
- Richard Dawson – actor and game show host
- Bo Diddley – musician
- Patti Page – singer
- Jean Stapleton – actress
- Abigail Van Buren – advice columnist
Updates
- Gene Barry – died 12/9/2009, age 90
- Orson Bean – died 2/7/2020, age 91
- Van Cliburn – died 2/27/2013, age 78
- Richard Dawson – died 6/2/2012, age 79
- Bo Diddley – died 6/2/2008, age 79
- Patti Page – died 1/1/2013, age 85
- Jean Stapleton – died 5/13/2013, age 90
- Abigail Van Buren – died 1/16/2013, age 94
People I wished were dead:
Danny Bonaducci – Former Child Star
Ryan Seacrest – ??
Anna Nicole Smith – Former Playboy Playmate
The dude that lives two doors down from me – The dude that lives two doors down from me
and so on…
Hey Anna just died….seriously, have you ever seen so much written about one person who did so little?
Tell me that Ryan Seacrest really didn’t get a star on that Hollywood sidewalk…did he?, did he?, did he? (the toilet water is circling)
Anna DIED?! See what you’ve done, Haywire!