My Neighbor the Fisherman17 Feb 2007 / Paul Epps
My neighbor across the street is a very serious fisherman. He’s got, like, 15 fishing rods in a rack in his garage, one for every occasion.
Does he ever take any of his family members along on his fishing trips? No . . . on his list of priorities, they rank somewhere below fish.
I suspect his wife has a fish-head mask she puts on when she wants to get his attention . . .