I’m reading the ads on the back page of the current OC Weekly:
DO YOU USE CRYSTAL METH?
Alcohol Related Problems? We Can Help You!
ERASE YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD
I’ve never been a big fan of OC Weekly and now I understand why. It’s written for a target audience of criminals, alcoholics and meth addicts.
Good news though if you are in fact a meth addict: according to the ad, a professor at UCLA is doing a research study and handing out up to $1,075 in gift certificates to qualified participants.
Note that you don’t get the money in cash because you’d probably just go out and spend it on crystal meth . . .