Good News for Meth Addicts

OC Weekly

I’m reading the ads on the back page of the current OC Weekly:

DO YOU USE CRYSTAL METH?

Alcohol Related Problems? We Can Help You!

ERASE YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD

I’ve never been a big fan of OC Weekly and now I understand why. It’s written for a target audience of criminals, alcoholics and meth addicts.

Good news though if you are in fact a meth addict: according to the ad, a professor at UCLA is doing a research study and handing out up to $1,075 in gift certificates to qualified participants.

Note that you don’t get the money in cash because you’d probably just go out and spend it on crystal meth . . .

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