Not a Moment Too Soon9 Mar 2007 / Paul Epps
Eddie Van Halen says he’ll enter rehab
This is sad news, and Eddie’s sweet, elderly grandma (pictured at right) says she wishes him the best.
Wait a moment . . . I’m being told that the person in the picture is not Eddie Van Halen’s elderly grandma, but is in fact — Eddie Van Halen!
Sweet Jesus! This is certainly another blow to the theory that being rich and famous will solve all of your problems!