I read that pugs like the sound of their owner’s voice almost as much as they like food. That’s why it’s so important to talk to your pug.
“It’s important to talk to your wife too,” my wife says. “Pugs are easy to please. Pugs will always be there. Wives have a car and two feet.”
Yes, but which one likes you better? Here’s a test – lock both your pug and your wife in the trunk and drive around for an hour. When you open the trunk, your pug will be happy to see you.
(rehash of an old joke – this is not my original work)