Not the Way Ward Cleaver Would Have Handled It

Ireland Baldwin is very lucky to have a dad like Alec Baldwin who can “straighten her ass out on issues” on a regular basis. He can even fly to wherever she is to straighten her out in person!

It’s what he does!

The rest of us only have Alec Baldwin to straighten us out on issues on an irregular, ad hoc basis.

[UPDATE: A family law judge was so alarmed after hearing Baldwin’s phone message that she has barred him from having any contact with his child pending a May 4 hearing, so he will be limited to long-distance ass-straightening, er, parenting, at least temporarily.]

Parents get what they deserve from their kids. It’s not easy to snuff out the natural affection that a child has for a parent, but if you perservere, you can do it!

UPDATE: Alec Baldwin Calls Dora the Explorer

  3 comments for “Not the Way Ward Cleaver Would Have Handled It

  1. 20 Apr 2007 at 2:01 pm

    Hey, if memory serves, wasn’t he going to move to Canada if GW won?

  2. PE
    PE
    20 Apr 2007 at 3:36 pm

    I thought it was France, but for some reason he’s still here.

  3. 21 Apr 2007 at 5:21 am

    France would be better.

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