Our dog is not fat, but he could probably stand to lose two or three pounds. To that end, I’ve been taking him for more walks and carefully measuring the amount of food he eats: one-half cup twice a day.
I’ve instructed my wife and kid, “When you feed the dog, no more than one-half cup per serving.”
I even bought a new measuring cup with bold markings to make it easy for everybody.
In spite of all this, the dog hasn’t lost any weight.
This morning, as I was about to give the dog his one-half cup of food, my wife looked at the measuring cup and said, “Oh my god! Is that all you feed him?!”