I Forgot About Her

I’m explaining to my 8th-grade kid that his mom is pretty attractive for a mom, but he’s not seeing it.

I list off several of his friends’ unattractive moms by way of example, and then ask him, “Which of your friends has a better-looking mom than Mom?”

“Lopez,” he says, naming one of the kids on his hockey team.

OK, I’d forgotten about her . . .

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